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Eyot
A small island, especially in the Thames.
You say it like the number eight. Anyone living along the River Thames upstream of London as far as about Windsor or Reading will know this word, as it’s commonly used in the names of the little islands that dot the river in those reaches. But for most British people it surfaces only as a curious term during commentaries on the Oxford-Cambridge boat race, when places like Chiswick Eyot are regularly mentioned. It’s from Old English iggath (or igeth), which is based on ieg, an island, plus a diminutive suffix. So—a small island. As you might expect from its Old English credentials, it turns up in a couple of places in J R R Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings: “That night they camped on a small eyot close to the western bank”. An older form that’s more obviously connected to the way you say it is ait, a spelling retained in the names of some of the Thames islands and which Charles Dickens used in Bleak House: “Fog everywhere. Fog up the river, where it flows among green aits and meadows; fog down the river, where it rolls deified among the tiers of shipping and the waterside pollutions of a great (and dirty) city”.
You say it like the number eight. Anyone living along the River Thames upstream of London as far as about Windsor or Reading will know this word, as it’s commonly used in the names of the little islands that dot the river in those reaches. But for most British people it surfaces only as a curious term during commentaries on the Oxford-Cambridge boat race, when places like Chiswick Eyot are regularly mentioned. It’s from Old English iggath (or igeth), which is based on ieg, an island, plus a diminutive suffix. So—a small island. As you might expect from its Old English credentials, it turns up in a couple of places in J R R Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings: “That night they camped on a small eyot close to the western bank”. An older form that’s more obviously connected to the way you say it is ait, a spelling retained in the names of some of the Thames islands and which Charles Dickens used in Bleak House: “Fog everywhere. Fog up the river, where it flows among green aits and meadows; fog down the river, where it rolls deified among the tiers of shipping and the waterside pollutions of a great (and dirty) city”.
Eyot by rentastrawberry October 26, 2004
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one eyed custard chucker by Joeyripps December 15, 2003
laser eyes
The best mother-fucking superpower known to man.
Ammo includes but isn't limited to:
- lasers
- fire extinguisher
- hot dogs
- money
- firey stuff that makes rockets take off
- bullets
- more hot dogs
Ammo includes but isn't limited to:
- lasers
- fire extinguisher
- hot dogs
- money
- firey stuff that makes rockets take off
- bullets
- more hot dogs
laser eyes by NotOriginal December 15, 2008
My eyes are up here
A phrase commonly used by bitches with fat ol’ titties. Most commonly used when someone is just trying to see some knockers and is staring at them while also having a conversation.
“My eyes are up here…”
“Like yeah bitch i know where your eyes are, i’m just tryna see some melons real quick”
“Like yeah bitch i know where your eyes are, i’m just tryna see some melons real quick”
My eyes are up here by CougarSniffer5 July 1, 2022
d33k in the eye
describes an unfortunate incident or occurence, often painful and unforeseeable. Not a sexual reference.
d33k in the eye by cameron April 7, 2004