dead sailor

When you are having vaginal sex and it slips in the wrong hole

Last night John and I were doing it and I swear he tried to dead sailor me on purpose!

by Realest g around February 17, 2023

I’m dead

i’m dead is a statement that implies that one has either died from laughter or embarrassment; this statement is not literal

“i’m dead!”

by urban dictionary user #1885 February 18, 2023

dead beat

A person in the child's life typically a older sibling or parent that does not do anything for the child.

The dead beat sister ran away to leave it on her younger brother to raise their youngest sister and brother after their parents died. Cus she didn't want to Have to spend anything on anyone but herself. She was so much of a burdens. Deadbeats man

by 459395 February 18, 2023

Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell

So if you really wanna fye a nigga up you gotta tell the bitch nigga eat dick (A very dirty 1 wit 25 stds) wit his dead motha response might be “she’s alive tho” no nigga she’s dead eat a fukin dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell wit ya big titty auntie and drunk ass uncle dancin gettin in the background tortured by a Nigga wit a spiked dildo BATCH! Batch is also a more disrespectful way of sayin bitch

Hoehay Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell Retarded ass faggot. Yeah shut the fuk up BATCH!

by Real nigga Z December 8, 2022

Dead burger

A burger that is dead and it is also known as "Luca"

I am going to play bridge on hive with Dead burger

by Mystic640 December 28, 2022

Dead time

The time you spent from being held in custody to the time of you sentencing

Bart : remember that guy that got arrested at school? We’ll he got sentenced just today
Mill house : man that guy did a lot of dead time

by Shakell January 1, 2023

I’m dead 💀

commonly used word’s usually found on social media, its a metaphor and doesn’t literally mean you are dead.

Ben types in the comments: “I’m dead 💀 “
Joe replies back: “dude did you actually die???!??”

Ben types back: “Bro its a commonly used word’s usually found on social media, its a metaphor and doesn’t literally mean you are dead.”
Joe types back: “oh you had me worried 😂😂😂.”

by scheiß Schwuchtel January 2, 2023