Blocked

Ha! That's fucking hilarious!

Hym "They blocked the MiedasTouch? Hilarious. Ultimate veto power."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025

Blockman

1.. Blockman. n. The result of the overconsumption of Internet bandwidth on pornography or streaming services, which causes people to appear as 8-bit block-like humans for others attempting to use the internet at that same location.

2. To blockman. v. The verb form of Blockman.

1. Goddamn! I can’t see the game. Every player is a blockman.

2. Eric! Log off, you’re blockmanning the NBA game for us. We can see a thing!

by :: Dr Mom :: July 2, 2025

block universe theory

the theory that the universe is a giant 4d block and that time is the fourth dimension

Bob: what if the block universe theory is true and god is 4d?
his brother: What is lil bro saying💀

by Dave ias October 12, 2025

blocked them on everything

when someone blocks someone else on all socials or all socials they have

"I got so mad at him, I blocked them on everything."

by youboyeli January 26, 2026

al-block

A way to trick people into walking for a great distance by understating the distance it takes to get somewhere.

Yo fool, lets go get some pizza, its only 2 Al-Blocks away! (meanwhile, the pizza joint could be a good 3 hour drive away if its "only" 2 Al-Blocks!)

by Miguel March 20, 2004

dog-block

Ignoring the clear fact that a conflict is bigger than any one man, denying another his rightful and delicious hot dog through physical force or clever, conniving trickery. A truly dastardly act.

In a feud over a "fives" call, deciding who will win the most comfortable and convenient seat at a Supebowl party, one contestant encourages a grillmaster to deny his foe a hot dog: one variation of the dog-block.

by Michael R. Davis February 4, 2008

Cock Block

(v.) The act of taking a girl that one is interested in and/or is hitting on

You better not try to cock block me when i bring over this new girl i met.

by Blunteeezy August 5, 2008