tie off

Office slang : masturbate furiously while at work. Usually in a conspicuous space and getting away with it.

Gareth said he was going to the photocopier to tie off.

by Mr John Gilbert esq. July 14, 2006

jack off

when a male cannot find a girl to have sex with so he is forced to pleasure himself.

noah is to ugly so he jacks off a WHOLE lot

by Olivia July 18, 2004

mug off

An offensive term to ask someone to go away. It is more specifically aimed at twats

Oi, you pikey. Mug Off!

by Graham November 22, 2006

pissed off

The feeling I get when people enter definitions for bands that simply state their extreme godlike status, yet give no info on the band whatsoever.

This entry for the band Silverchair pisses me off:

"THE BEST FUCKING BAND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. WORDS CANNOT EXPLAIN HOW FUCKING AWESOME THEY ARE. Thank you."

by dav0_12 September 14, 2005

broke off

v : cause to feel shame; hurt the pride of; syn: mortify, chagrin, humble, abase

"He broke off his colleague by criticising him in front of the boss"

by KaptainMyke September 4, 2005

off the heezay

1) streetball term to throw or place the ball off of the defenders head

"that guy just embarassed him! he put it off the heezay!"

by j-la August 12, 2003

the panties comin off, off, uh

When something is so good that the panties have to come off. From Nicki Minaj's Super Bass song.

Michael: Wow, this sandwich is delicious!
John: Really? No way!
Michael: Yeah, the panties comin off, off, uh.

by TheOrangeOrange July 10, 2011