old spoon

A phrased coined in the UK, specifically heard in Manchester. The phrase describes an older person. Usually between the age 40's & before you receive or collect your retirement package.

"no you don't want to date me, I'm an old spoon, I'm too old for you"

by NYC2MCR November 22, 2013

fucked up old hag

Margaret Thatcher

🗿: You fucked up old hag
🗿: Ha ha, charade you are

by FatEngineer October 23, 2022

dying old man intestines

When you go into the bathroom that has been fouled by the previous occupant.

It smells like dying old man intestines in there

by Pebbles B August 31, 2023

Old Out Of Date Dodge Ram

A Dodge Ram made before 2019

We really have to take a ride in the old out of date dodge ram, I want the Mercedes

by Cober Kai November 8, 2023

old town rock and roll

A song

Old town rock and roll means:

Just take those old records off the shelf
I'll sit and listen to 'em by m'self
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock and roll
Don't try to take me to a Disco
You'll never even get me out on the floor
In 10 minutes I'll be late for the door
I like that old time rock and roll
Still like that old time rock and roll
The kinda music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock and roll
Won't go to hear 'em play a Tango
I'd rather hear some blues or funky old soul
There's only one sure way to get me to go
Start playin' old time rock and roll
Call me a relic call me what'cha will
Say I'm old fashioned say I'm over the hill
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock and roll
Still like that old time rock and roll

by Yippee kayak other bucket February 15, 2020

Old Cunt

What you call you grandma

This old cunt is good for noting anymore

Who would fuck this old cunt

by Gradmafucker January 2, 2024

old roblox

gay and weird

a: "i lkike old roblox"
B "KILL YOURSELF"

by omarialdialdialdi November 20, 2024