potato chip man

The guy from the "death note" manga named light yagami, yeah, take an 'L' of you don't know him

Guy 1: omg I saw the potato chip man
Guy 2: who?
Guy 1: you fucking idiot, it's light yagami.

by Poopoowoman March 15, 2024

potato painter

When your paint game is so sub par your better off peeling potatoes then fucking over customers!

That fucking potato painter really fucked my shit up and ran off with my money!

by Potato Game December 22, 2020

king of the potato

A person who is short and cannot reach the top shelf.

Man, Garrett is such a King of the Potatoes.

by Nyxiii May 18, 2021

Potato Scone

Marc bailey is a potato scone :)

marc bailey is a potato scone

by barbra streisand oo oo December 03, 2010

creamy potatoes

When you're fucking her from behind and you pull out just in time to cum between her ass cheeks.

Me and Rachel made creamy potatoes last night. We had to do laundry after.

by KarlWithAK3511 February 25, 2018

Potato nuts

When your balls look like potatoes. In other words, very deformed

I am glad I don't have potato nuts

by SUMFURRYTHING June 20, 2016

electrocuted potato

An uncooked potato because you can't cook a potato by electrocuting it.

"This potato tastes raw."
"No, it's an electrocuted potato, and therefore it is cooked."

by a living homo sapiens sapiens November 13, 2022