Wild Horses Couldn't Stop Me

Before the Romans invaded England there was a small town in the south western corner of the British Isle. This part of the Island was well known for copious amounts of wild horses. Legend has it that it was impossible to tame these horses. People from all over Britain tried but all had failed.Day by day, the horses began to gather around the town thus cutting off all incomers and outgoes. The people in the town began to see this as a problem and sent people to find help outside of the town but the wild horses defeated them all. Eventually the town died off, but the legend prevailed, and the phrase, "Wild horses couldn't stop me" was used all over Britain.

"Are you sure she'll let you go?"
"Wild horses couldn't stop me."

Wild Horses Couldn't Stop Me by SALAMANDER11 August 27, 2008

Horses

A term that can be used in place of any other swear word, usually Fuck

Oh, horses!!

Horses by shezza34 June 30, 2011

Curley Horseshoe 

The act of shoving your leg ankle deep in a hairy Vagina. If successful , your leg will appear to have been truncated at the foot, and will be surrounded by a thick pubic ring.

I gave you mom the gnarleyest curley horseshoe

Curley Horseshoe by Krusty Rusty August 15, 2007

hoesex 

n. the scum of the earth

As a statement: "HOESEX...."
In a sentence: "Shut up Hoesex"

hoesex by Braulio Salas December 28, 2007

horsecock harry 

a guy with a abnormally large cock.

i saw a horsecock harry yesterday.

horsecock harry by RustyDildo August 8, 2008

horseshoe crab 

this is a sexual act between homosexual men where one man adjusts his penis in such a way that it makes a horseshoe shape where the tip is near his belly button. this hole is then penetrated by the other man. the term comes from the horseshoe appearance of the first mans penis.

Gay guys like to horseshoe crab each other.

horseshoe crab by makingyourday December 11, 2011

horseannah 

Horseannah is the cross between a skinny, silly little girl called Hannah and a horse.

She stalks around on long skinny legs and steals things. These things are often nice people that dont deserve to be captured under the evil spell of Horseannah.

She randomly kicks people in the nuts and treats them unfairly. Lying is also one of Horseannah's favourite things, next to eating hay and trying to be cool and 'down with the crowd.'

She likes to let people think that she's a hardcore Goth that likes watching Big Brother and England play football.

She smells of horse manure.

There is only one Horseannah, and trust me, you'll know if you meet her. Just carefully remember all of the things mentioned above and you'll be fine. Never make eye-contact with her. You will turn in to a stone horse.

horseannah by A hater of Horseannah June 27, 2004