Dick Me

" Dick me " means fuck me , we were using this word in our school these words has a story .
We were in a school trip and people was gathering in our room they fell asleep because it was too late , i said that i am homophobic do not sleep with me , then my friend said "dick me , penis me " with his bad english we cannot forget this , so me and my friends use the word "Dick me" for fuck me .

Dick me so hard.
John Dick me

by Dick Me So Fukin Hard June 3, 2015

Dick Head

a person who has a giant penis sprouting from his face.

look at that Dick head over there, such a dick.

by honker12345 May 12, 2009

the itchy dick

that annoying itching sensation you contract from dirty hos.

"That skank gave me the itchy dick so i punched her taint in an effort to fight aids."

by Noogles ECU December 4, 2007

dick splash

Idiot, moron

You just ruined my best porn mag, you dicksplash!

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

whiskey dick

When too much alcohol has been consumed into a males body making it impossible to achieve an erection even in circumstances where it would be almost impossible not to.

Parker almost got his dick sucked last weekend but had Whiskey Dick. Later in the night he did state that "It is working."

by C-red February 17, 2004

baby dick

A dick that is so cleanely shaven it looks like one from a baby

Alexey is a baby dick.

by Alkone November 19, 2004

Dick Straightener

The ability to hit someone with such great force that it causes them to get an instant erection.

Coach Mitch- "Holy cow that was a garsh darn good hit!"

Coach Stew- "That kid right there is a dick straightener!"

Coach Mitch- "Easy.."

by CoachStew February 17, 2010