Steamed Beef

A freshly dropped turn in the toilet as a result of one's daily constitutional or a strategically laid turn to achieve some other mischievous purpose and not solely to relieve one's bowels.

I will be back in a few. I am brewing up some steamed beef and need to pinch one off before this next meeting.

To my surprise, I walked in to my room and found that my room mate left a little steamed beef on my pillow as a reminder that rent it due.

by Dick Onchin March 2, 2026

sleef beef

Someone who puts beef inside his mother

Sleef beef had so much fun in there.

by Unknown180272 April 23, 2025

Icelandic beef testicle

One may acquire an Icelandic Beef Testicle through the small dutch town of Stewelch Du Rsonplea, known for excessive cheese exports made with smegma. An Icelandic Beef Testicle is a culinary indulgence, in which you surgically remove the testicles of a live and healthy male bull, and you freeze it in the duration of the summer. In the winter, you take the iceblock with the testicles within it, and you place it in a jar where a group of south pakistani males will gather around and goon onto the iceblock and balls, where it will then be airtight sealed and coated in a healthy layer of smegma, where it will ferment until the following winter, to be thawed out and enjoyed raw.

"What is ts delicious delicacy on my charcuterie board"
"That would be the divine and spectacular Icelandic Beef Testicle that we have recently imported fresh from the small town of Stewelch Du Rsonplea

by The Feetmeister May 14, 2025

justin beefer

i dont know
you used to call me on your cell phone
Right back when you need my love call me on your cell phone
right Back when you need my love
I know when the hotline bling that can only meanone thing and I know when the hotline bling that can only mean one thing ever since I left the city you
i dont even know anymore 😀😆🤣😌😗🤨🤩😍😅🤪☺️😙🧐🤩😨😩🥶😠🤯🫡😈🤢🤢🤠👺💀🤑🤠🤒😈☠️✊✊🤲😾🦶👈🤙🫱🦾👅🫂👨👨👩👱 ♂️

im gonna justin beefer you
wtf does that mean
(baby by justin beiber starts playing)
AHHHHHHHHHH (eardrums explode cutely)

by pseudonym loll May 16, 2025

Gooch beef

A jar of bovril stashed down your underpants, used for sneaking into events and enjoying a beefy treat.

Mike, hand over the gooch beef I'm gagging for a drink!

by Smoisty June 17, 2025

No Beef, Just Chicken

This is a phrase you use when someone asks if you got beef with them.

No beef, just chicken is a way to say you have no “beef” with someone, as a chicken is less than beef.

Them- “do you got beef with me or something??”
You- “no beef, just chicken”

by Xoxdos June 25, 2025

Montana beef

When a woman from Montana has extra juicy legs. Can also call her legs juicy bad boys or juicers.

Man that flight attendant has some certified USDA prime Montana Beef . I didn’t even know those juicers were legal around here.

by Sweaty-tits June 27, 2025