ur mom

specifically used as a sly response to people asking questions u don't know the answer to.

idiot #1: hey Joe, what's the state capital of Nebraska?
smarter idiot #2: ehem... ur mom.

by muahahahahhahaaaa ur mum April 12, 2020

Ur

ur is a short form of "your". Usually used by lazy people or fast typers

"hi stacy you left UR bag in my house come pick it up"

by hitormissbitch July 22, 2021

ur mum

when someone has nothing to say to a sentence, they say the phrase "ur mum" or a "ur mum" joke since they cant think of anything else with their nincompoop brain.

"Ugh i wish you would listen to me, even my mom listens better" "probably because ur mums so fat and her ears are so big even when shes tired of your bullshit she still has to"

by the real fish comfirmed May 28, 2023

ur mom

the answer to any question

whats 2÷7.43?

ur mom

by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021

ur mom

the person who says that to you thinks that you are gay

ur mom gay

by oh ok weirdo October 30, 2018

ur sister mister

Ur sister mister is the next level of ur granny tranny. It is stronger than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny combined. Nobody who ever heard this sentence is alive.

John: Hey Jeff ur mom gay
Jeff: No u
John: Ur dad lesbian
Jeff: Ur granny tranny
John: Ur sister mister
Jeff: *jeff and his whole family instantly die and go to the deepest layer of hell*

by TheRealMemeGod March 14, 2018

ur gay

this one girl i met on snapchat but now i have her number

ur gay mister

by adwaasfsvd December 1, 2022