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The Official JMFC 

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The Official JMFC is the only JMFC that matters
The Official JMFC by Tomothy🎄™ December 22, 2020
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The sneaky James 

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The act of toeing your woman's vagina while receiving head, then telling the entire smoko room about last night's endeavours. All the while providing video evidence
Last night I pulled the sneaky james and it was epic!
The sneaky James by Hitler yourh April 10, 2021
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The Donkey Jockey 

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A sex position where a female or male violently rides another male with a huge ding dong of Mexican nationality.
Girl: “Babe, I think we should try something new.”
Dude: “Yeah I don’t think toys are my thing.”
Girl: “No toys, but I do want to try out this new thing people are calling the Donkey Jockey.”
Dude: “Mierda not this one.”
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the last july 28 

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the last july 28th 2021 is the last day there is for melissa to call ansy her little ansy poo bear
the last july 28th will hurt so much
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the first july 29th 

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the first july 29th 2021 marks the first day in which melissa cant call ansa her little ansy poo bear </3
the first july 29th will be a setback for the human race
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The Royal James 

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Sexual act where one uses an over sized crown (that fits like a necklace on the receiver) which is used to choke that person from the back. Upon orgasming in the receiver, the giver then pisses in them. To finish The Royal James, the receiver than squats over the giver’s face letting it drain onto them.
“That girl’s a freak! We did The Royal James last night!”
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