minecraft penis

It is a thing in minecraft where you build a penis in minecraft with multiple materials

Guy 1: hey dude do u want to build a minecraft penis!
Guy 2: Nah do u know what those things are
Guy 1: YEP!
Guy 2: Ugh Fine I guess

by Jane Volturi November 10, 2018

penis patch

Viagra, monkey brains to help fellas get there willie up.

That kat needs a penis patch to rock that rumpapeel !!

by DUBBSKI August 14, 2006

penis cupcake

It's a penis that is baked and is covered in white frosting

Damn I wish I could have a penis cupcake right now.

by SpringBoard April 3, 2014

Tennis Penis

When you've taken viagra and it's been over four hours so you don't know what else to do with it.

Joel tends to suffer from Tennis Penis.

by BreastNectar65 January 22, 2012

penis pig

When you go to a party and a girl bangs every guy there, she is a penis pig.

Anna was such a penis pig last night. She banged anything with a penis and two legs. I feel sorry for that parapalegic that missed out.

by J-Roc fo shizzle September 29, 2007

Penis Topper

A good looking sexual partner that sits atop ones penis to spice it up a bit. Similar to grade school pencil toppers.

Damn man, I ran into my old penis topper the other week. I don't know why I threw that one away.

by Grover114 October 12, 2011

Royal Penis

A penis of enormous proportions. The one that is too big to be concealed.

How big was he. He definitely had a royal penis.

by d$123456789 January 9, 2012