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Facebook Gang Bang

Facebook is a website where people socially complain about things in their lives when they are desperate for attention. But only certain people are welcome to show form of sympathy or condolences.

Facebook Gang Bang- When multiple people Gang up on an innocent Facebooker.
Ex. #1

What's the point of fighting a losing battle? Everyone knows that when a girl is complaining about her life on Facebook only positive lies are accepted. You can't say a factual opinion if it is not agreed upon by the upset girl. And if they disagree you will get "Facebook Gang Banged" by every girl.

Ex. #2

Girl: I'm soooo sad that my boyfriend broke up with me. HE is such an asshole.

Girls Friend: Yea ALL GUYS are such assholes

Guys Friend: Hey maybe you should stop posting so many Facebook statuses about that. You are making everyone think he is an ass when you don't even know why he broke up with you.

Girls Friend: Bro you need to gtfo this does not involve you.

Random Girl #1: Yea you need to leave her alone!

Random Girl #2: Yea seriously that was really mean how could you say that!

Random Girl #3: Yea you need to stop saying shit.

Girl: Thanks guys<3

Guys Friend: -_____-
by Staop October 25, 2011
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Facebook-hot

Facebook-hot is a term used when describing someone who only appears to be attractive on their facebook pictures, but in real life is non attractive.
Steve: I went on a date with Cara last night.
Ron: Cara? Her pro pic is so hot. You're lucky.
Steve: No, actually it turns out that she's only facebook-hot.
by Bub for Bubs September 1, 2011
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facebook herpes

A facebook page that is toxic
Did you write on Jane's facebook wall?
No way man , that chic has facebook herpes.
by Jesbat April 15, 2010
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facebook rampage

when someone pisses u off so much on facebook you end up ethier clicking really hard or hitting the computer
hey why was jakes computer in his trash

he went on a facebook rampage cos that bitch rachel screwed him over
by the king of kings 69 August 3, 2010
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Facebook Party

a period when, while logged onto Facebook, most friends you typically Facebook Chat, as well as those whom you usually wish might Facebook Chat you ; ) , are all online at the same time.
Girl 1: "Jane, whatsup? omg so I love how Abby, Katie, Jessica, and Alyssa are all online right now."

Girl 2: "Ik, right?! Oh, heyy, but so are Brad, Erik, and Sean : )"

Girl 1: "This is a total Facebook Partyyy"
by Aurea Dea March 8, 2011
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Facebook Smarts

Knowing the ins and outs of facebook. Being able to see facebook spam coming a mile away. Knowing how to properly deal with what ever comes along in facebook.
Finuke has Facebook Smarts, he is no longer fooled by Facebook spammers.
by FINUKE May 27, 2011
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Facebook-official

A term used to describe a serious or legit event that is verified on facebook. A person can be sure that something is definite by logging on and seeing evidence of it on facebook.
Vicky: "are caroline and jack dating now?"

George: " yup! Jack just asked her out after a week of being "together"."

Vicky: "Is it Facebook-official?"

George: "yup"

Vicky:" wow. i didn't know things were that serious between them."
by vintagelovers July 13, 2011
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