Turtling

To do turtling, you will need 4 or more people and the class turtle. Each person involved will fuck the turtle and the last person to nut will have to drink all the nut out of the dead turtle.

Me and my class wanted to pull a prank on the teacher, so we decided to do turtling!

by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024

Turgle

A turtle with low enough IQ, to have mistakenly snorted a straw and begin gurgling water as it try’s to get air.

Yo, Jeff, you see those bubbles out on the lake? Yeah don’t worry about it, it’s probably just a turgle. A turgle? Tf is that?

by Extendo Glock November 21, 2024

turtelly

The same as "Totally" but with a little turtle flair

He said, "Going to concerts is always more fun with other humans!"
She replied, "Turtelly!"

by kmanpdx February 11, 2025

Tutle

Tortoise that pretends to be a turtle

The tutle was a tutle

by Eternalism March 9, 2025

TURTEX

E Polish Femboy living in sweden trying to get womens attention but only rizzes on men

YO TURTEX you need to stop rizzing those guys they think you are gay

by DEN STORE D June 15, 2025

Turble

a) to disturb

b) a colloquial term for the turbo nozzle from Super Mario Sunshine

a) “Men see not clerliche in turble vr. trouble; Ayenb.: ystered water.”
b) “Wait there, I might not have any turble no… turble?!

by IHDEK July 13, 2025

Turtling

When it is so cold your circumcised penis shrinks so much it looks like you have a foreskin.

My circumcised penis was Turtling after a skin in the ocean.

by anonymous July 17, 2025