Robert Lemon

A complete dickhead

“Oh look it’s Robert Lemon! He’s a total jerk who used Odessa’s feelings!”

by someonewhohatesrobert July 22, 2023

rubber check

Da "pre-fun" inspection between da legs of a lust-crazed stud dat a teenage girl's parent performs to see if said eager male lover is wearing a condom.

Unless you're gonna stay and actually monitor da vigorous bouncy-bouncy between your "little pumpkin" and her main squeeze, doing a "rubber check" beforehand would be about as "worthless" as a latex-sheet financial instrument, since da warm-and-moist-love-tunnel-craving guy could just "hop off da Trojan horse's saddle" --- i.e., slip his love-pipe out of its "raincoat" --- just as soon as yer back is turned.

by QuacksO August 9, 2023

Roberts

In French argot, Roberts are slang for giant tits. As in boobs larger than one hand can take care of satisfactorily. Usually causes slight unease in the partner for not knowing what to do/how to handle and please them.

Man, her Roberts were so humongous, while I fucked her from behind I felt so inept when I tried to massage her boobs at the same time - they were too enormous!

by Notmehim August 10, 2023

rubber balloon break

When a girl is doing the hanky panky and the condom breaks

That girl is taking a rubber balloon break

There’s a party in my tummy so yummy so yummy

by Justaperson0329 August 13, 2023

rubber on wheels is faster than rubber on heels

Driving (or riding in a car) is faster than walking.

“Rubber on wheels is faster than rubber on heels.”was the response to the complaint about thr long ride.

by Dfwgeorge August 15, 2023

Robert McNamara

noun; an epically idiotic and unapologetically condescending person in a high position of power/ authority that views him/herself as a genius, often using arbitrary numbers and metrics as a means to justify their poor decisions.

Bruh, my senior be hella Robert McNamara with all these demands and shit, and done fucked up the audit.

by LilzHotzCoco August 21, 2023

Robert Downey Jr.

Hollywood's COMEBACK KID! Started in the '80s, had ups and downs, but blasted back as IRON MAN. A talented actor with CHARM and charisma, he's the billionaire superhero we all wanna be!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: "Who's your favorite Avenger?"

Person 2: "Gotta be Robert Downey Jr., man! Tony Stark himself!"

A list of comma-separated tags: COMEBACK KID, IRON MAN, AVENGERS, Tony Stark, Hollywood, CHARM, superhero.

by courtofowls August 23, 2023