couch pie

a separate piece of pie that was cut for nobody while serving
P1: “Where’s my pie?”

P2: “I don’t know, is this your pie?”

P1: “I don’t want couch pie!”
by MrCookieCrisps May 05, 2021
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kai pie

Kai pie is more than I can describe in words. They're perfect, atleast in my eyes, and he's my best bestest friend! I love kai pie
Woah, look, it's that cool kid kai pie!

Holy shit I wish I were like kai pie *sad bc I know I'll never be as great*

WOAH!! ITS *THE* KAI PIE!

Did you hear about Kai? Yeah they got baked into a pie! 🥧😳
by BEAN!!:0 February 10, 2023
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Canada cream pie

A Canada cream pie is a sexual act in which the male puts maple syrup in either the vagina or the asshole and strokes it till completion. Then eats out the woman (or man) for a tasty Canada cream pie.
Dude 1: I’m so hungry and horny rn!
Dude 2: I don’t have much in my pantry, but I do have some syrup. Want a Canada cream pie?
Dude 1: hell yes dude!
by Brendawg Jones January 12, 2024
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Jamaican Pie

When you get incredibly baked with a female and you have sex that is basically black out. When you nut it's with the force of a thousand suns. Also derives inspiration from the beef filled pastry commonly manufactured by Golden Krust™.
When Kevin and Kelly cuddled and hit the weed pen like 50 times it resulted in a Jamaican Pie
by vorelad September 08, 2019
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Poison Pie

When you and your girl are having sex and she dosent tell you she's on her period and you creampie then you turn the lights one and see the Poison Pie
Bro last nigt me and my girl were fucking and I creampied her then turned on the lights and was disgusting by the Poison Pie
by Mustyman29 July 03, 2022
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If you do that again, so help me God I'll give you a Peach pie, whipped cream, with a cherry on top!
by May 05, 2025
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Durian pie

A durian pie is a creampie who has stayed in a pussy for a longer time than expected just like a durian it smells bad and like a durian its soft creamy and smelly pls clean it
Damn gurl he creamed sm that u forgot to clean it that no cream pie thats durian pie
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