John Legend 

Talented soul singer of songs like Ordinary People, Used to love U.

"though its not a fantasy i still want u to stayyyyy"

John Legend by G-Unit SOULdier February 14, 2005

john wayne toilet paper 

A term for when the cardboard tube of a depleted roll of toilet paper is used as toilet paper.

"Man, I was out of good toilet paper so, I had to use the john wayne toilet paper" Jake said. His roommates replied "I see. So you had to use the empty roll."

john wayne toilet paper by Morrison House February 16, 2008

john cena 

the hottest,sexiest man in WWE history! the best wrestler ever! if you mess with him no big deal he don't care there's haters and lovers.pick one.on google images look up john cena in a thong (if ur a girl)and it will be the most sexiest hottest thing you will ever see! i wish he was my bro.he is an amazing person you will ever meet!

wow i goota see john cena

john cena by johncena lover March 14, 2010

John wicks 

Sweaty tryhards who eat there nipple hair and drink MoUnTaIn SaUcE and are obese and have kfc for BEKFAST and nipple hair for dinner

John wicks: Hoi im a john wick

Oh me two let eat nipple hair

Mmmmmmmmmmm

John wicks by Init_to_winit June 2, 2018

John Kerry 

A flip-flopper of the first order. Has consistantly portrayed himself as a war veteran when he wasn't. Has constantly lied about atrocities US troops supposedly commited there in 'Nam that he has never NEVER provided proof for. Has consistantly portrayed himself as a champion of the "little people", when he has no clue as to what that entails. Has consistantly given multiple answers to a singular issue and marks it up to nuance. I guess Kerry is consistant, after all.

How does it feel, John, in this "land of two Americas", that you have to go through ours to get to yours?

John Kerry by tradesman August 18, 2006

john stamos 

a synonym for the the word fuck, but only in situations where fuck is an exclamation.

it may be used as an adjective, but not as a word ending in -ing.

"ahhh damnit god john stamos i just got my mom pregnant"

"really man, that's sick."

"yeah i know john stamos made me do it"

"oh john stamos john stamos john stamos i think i got my mom pregnant too this is crazy."

"ahhhh john stamos dude! oh no just wait, it's cool, our moms are hot"

"yes it is fine then"

john stamos by jarchrist December 11, 2007

john mccallum 

hes a fricken hottie that can satisfy ;) cyrstal blue eyes is the key to flirting in his department. he is all around awesome!

damn big bertha is a real john mccallum right now

john mccallum by ribbit toads September 16, 2010