Oh My Jesus 

To be used when something is amazing/shocking to emphasise how you feel. It is not the same as Oh My God which would be a bigger deal, and really, doesn't sound as good. Can also be shortened to OMJ.

OH MY JESUS! I just saw Sally banging Paula's ex!

OH MY JESUS! I think we ran over a squirrel.

Oh My Jesus by newkidondablock September 22, 2011

Creeping Jesus

It's someone who's a fawning person. But it's a bit rough, since when is Jesus associated with creepiness? Sure, he hung out with lepers - but that's not creepy. Social suicide maybe...

stalker

"Fuck off, Hugh, you're such a Creeping Jesus."

Creeping Jesus by Bree Rose January 2, 2009

purple jesus 

the vagina of a dark skinned woman that appears purple in colour

i bet that woman has a nice purple jesus

purple jesus by Mount Washington Expedition October 18, 2010

Bird Jesus

(n.) One of the members of the Holy Bird Trinity; son of Bird God

(adj.) related or pertaining to either Pelican Jesus or Katy Perry.

Note: Bird Jesus only exists within the religion of Bird Christianity. It, along with Bom and Scientology, make up the three Abrahamic bird religions.

Noun: Bird Jesus saved us from our sins.

Adjective: That song sounds so Bird Jesus.

Bird Jesus by Anonymous Clammy October 2, 2017

Gay Jesus 

Gay jesus a gay (usually male) individual who is most likely in a chorus or art magnet and never shuts the fuck up leading to a flock (or the correct term) herd of fags surrounding them at all time and treating them as above everyone else

"You know that fat fag gavin in the chorus magnet who never shuts the fuck up?"

"Yea they treat him like hes gay jesus or some shit"

Gay Jesus by Short midget cunt June 11, 2018

Green Jesus 

A form of currency. e.g. dollars, euro, franc, peso, pound, shilling, yen

1. I used some of the Green Jesus to buy some nachos.

2. After winning the lottery, I used the Green Jesus at a strip club to purchase a fine looking lady.

3. Ben Dover wanted to go to the bar, but he didn't have any of the Green Jesus to buy beer.

Green Jesus by Rock Alexander April 19, 2009

Black Jesus 

The Unknown God Of the Gang Religion Could Be Eazy E Could Be Tupac or Some Old Bum For all us White People care

Yo, Nigga When I Got Hit By A Car I Thought I saw Black Jesus!!!!!!!

Black Jesus by TbagGod December 19, 2008