A statement or a quote that is meant to sound intelligent, insightful and wise, but is truly neither.
Person 1: When you love somebody enough, nothing is impossible.
Person 2: OMG dude, that is totally fakewise.
Person 2: OMG dude, that is totally fakewise.
by Marquis Montrose September 21, 2020
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Ex) Girl: Im pregnant. I took the test just now
Boy: Can i see the stick?
Girl: Why do need to see it, can't you just be happy we are having a baby?
Boy: Are you pregnant or not?
Girl: why Can't you be happy we having a kid.
Boy: idk i just don't want to have a fakey mama, you can not be pregnant the whole time, and have me feel some kind of way just to find out you're just my fakey mama and not my baby mama.
Boy: Can i see the stick?
Girl: Why do need to see it, can't you just be happy we are having a baby?
Boy: Are you pregnant or not?
Girl: why Can't you be happy we having a kid.
Boy: idk i just don't want to have a fakey mama, you can not be pregnant the whole time, and have me feel some kind of way just to find out you're just my fakey mama and not my baby mama.
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A deliberate act designed to scare, annoy, harm, or kill someone, that is executed in a way that appears to be an accident and thus the person who committed the act ideally gets away with it.
An example: Johnny really hates his wife. She's the worst thing that ever happened to him. He wishes she could die. But he doesn't want to go through the divorce process. So Johnny waits for his wife to be at the top of the stairs, and when she is, he lifts her up and tosses her headfirst down the stairs. She passes away. Emergency services show up and she is pronounced dead. No one ever suspects Johnny murdered her, and even if they do, it's impossible to prove it. Johnny gets away with it and marries his mistress.
An example: Johnny really hates his wife. She's the worst thing that ever happened to him. He wishes she could die. But he doesn't want to go through the divorce process. So Johnny waits for his wife to be at the top of the stairs, and when she is, he lifts her up and tosses her headfirst down the stairs. She passes away. Emergency services show up and she is pronounced dead. No one ever suspects Johnny murdered her, and even if they do, it's impossible to prove it. Johnny gets away with it and marries his mistress.
Because of these "faked accidents", murder rates are higher than officially counted. Countless people get away with murder and other crimes and they walk among us, completely unsuspected. Drew Peterson, a cop from Illinois, is a great example. He got away with drowning his wife in a bathtub until her body was reexamined 5 years later.
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