Dead On Arrival

Used to describe a situation where an electronic device, electrical component, or other functional piece of equipment is purchased secondhand (or in semi rare cases, purchased new) online or in person, only for the consumer to discover that said item was broken or rendered non-functional.

"I bought two of these SSDs, because the first one was DOA. In case you don't know, DOA means dead on arrival, and that's not nice."

by Buttered Quayle February 15, 2023

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Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

you're getting exactly what's tagged

person 1: holy shit this character just jumped off a cliff why would the author write this
person 2: was it tagged with Dead Dove: Do Not Eat?
person 1: yeah
person 2: thats your fault bud they warned you

by robynn_ January 25, 2025

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dead regen

The face you make when you are dead inside and can't become human again.

I looked at the man, and he had a dead regen face right at me.

by Faptastic Master February 22, 2018

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Dead down

When somebody is being a fake ass bitch

“This buhl dead down, he fake as shit”

by Acemcshlaghg June 10, 2018

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dead clam

When your vagina knows before your head or heart does that a particular lover is not for you, and refuses to have an orgasm.

I went to Thailand with my yoga teacher expecting fireworks, and had the biggest dead clam of my life. Worst. Ever.

by PDXMike August 11, 2016

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Dead Laughter

A killjoy who lived in the outskirts of Battery City, specifically zone 6. Her best friend was Midnight Tragedy and she died from a fun shot in 2024.
That was not a spelling error.

Omg! It’s Dead Laughter and Midnight Tragedy!

by a mcr fan February 29, 2020

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