2013's new STD, a mutation of the clap. Also known as jenelle evans sloppy 10ths, and blue waffle version 2.0. It turns your face scabby and gaunt, and your vag into a giant roast beef that eats everything in its path. It's food preferances are iphones and clothes.
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Here are some jokes from Larry the Cable Guy
"I was sniffing around at Victoria's Secret the other day. I was like a retard at a chucky cheese. Guess what they have. Underbritches with holes in the crotches. These things sell for 15 bucks. I'm sitting on a dwarful of those worth 250 bucks at home"
"They now have something called eatin' britches. I bought five pairs for my girlfriend and ate a couple on the way to her house. If they made biscuits and gravy flavored, I'd get fat just off that"
"I beleive if I was paid a dollar for every time my dad said he loved me...Well, money isn't important now"
"They say cellphones put microwaves in your body. This guy used one and pooped out a hot pocket"
"If you don't think that's funny, get the hell out of here"
"I have a deaf brother. He also has teret syndrome, so he's all like *makes nasty hand gestures*"
"My girlfriend read a hog hunter magazine and said 'Why don't you trim you're private areas, that'll look sexy.' Oh no, I said. An hour later I have razor bumps and toilet paper squares all over my balls"
"My grandma was in a farting contest..."
"GitRdone"
"I was sniffing around at Victoria's Secret the other day. I was like a retard at a chucky cheese. Guess what they have. Underbritches with holes in the crotches. These things sell for 15 bucks. I'm sitting on a dwarful of those worth 250 bucks at home"
"They now have something called eatin' britches. I bought five pairs for my girlfriend and ate a couple on the way to her house. If they made biscuits and gravy flavored, I'd get fat just off that"
"I beleive if I was paid a dollar for every time my dad said he loved me...Well, money isn't important now"
"They say cellphones put microwaves in your body. This guy used one and pooped out a hot pocket"
"If you don't think that's funny, get the hell out of here"
"I have a deaf brother. He also has teret syndrome, so he's all like *makes nasty hand gestures*"
"My girlfriend read a hog hunter magazine and said 'Why don't you trim you're private areas, that'll look sexy.' Oh no, I said. An hour later I have razor bumps and toilet paper squares all over my balls"
"My grandma was in a farting contest..."
"GitRdone"
Larry the Cable Guy bought a fart machine at the mall, used it everywhere, and gave it to his grandma for his birthday
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Get the Larry the Cable Guy mug.A device used to activate other electronic devices, such as lights by the use of a clap sound. Must be over the age of 60 or simply be unable to be embarrassed (a good test is if you can listen to All Night Long in front of people you don't know). Advertised in the 1980s, but rarely sold.
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Taking the idea of his parody to a different level as if he was god or Jesus ( which is funny seeing as it is a parody of a Church) it is a fan page that puts a funny spin on the idea of a Fan Page.
Taking the idea of his parody to a different level as if he was god or Jesus ( which is funny seeing as it is a parody of a Church) it is a fan page that puts a funny spin on the idea of a Fan Page.
The Church Of Rucka is an alliance of many races and cultures,
The church was born and a structured ministry developed around his videos and the practitioners of the faith keep his videos safe downloading the old scriptures and the new to share them with the people for generations to come, with this the Vault of the Church was created to allow the re-uploading of them scriptures when the heathens flag them or have them removed.
Not a great deal is know about Rucka Rucka Ali but his charismatic persona united his people (the Nuckas) his goal to make awesome funny parodies ( and money) in order to bring absolute tranquility and understanding among all the Races. and in the hope it is maintained long
after his passing the Church and it's clergy aim to uphold this ideal.
The church was born and a structured ministry developed around his videos and the practitioners of the faith keep his videos safe downloading the old scriptures and the new to share them with the people for generations to come, with this the Vault of the Church was created to allow the re-uploading of them scriptures when the heathens flag them or have them removed.
Not a great deal is know about Rucka Rucka Ali but his charismatic persona united his people (the Nuckas) his goal to make awesome funny parodies ( and money) in order to bring absolute tranquility and understanding among all the Races. and in the hope it is maintained long
after his passing the Church and it's clergy aim to uphold this ideal.
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Get the The Church Of Rucka mug.Drew was born in Maryland and alex in New York. A band created in 2012 and it consists of Andrew taggart; Alex Joe Paul as well as Matt Maguire who was later added to the group during their memories do not open tour. They are not basic however they did claim that closer was basic and they create electro pop. before the crew started they created indie remixes. One of their famous released music is roses that was the first song where they knew they found their sound. They are both funny, humble, talented, and care about there fans (the pack). They won A Grammy for closer. Currently in 2019 they are having a world war joy tour that is getting great reviews. Drew Taggart had about four girlfriends Alex Paul is on his fourth perhaps. Drew knows how to cook he likes playing Fortnite. Alex before his crew started he was an art manager And he loves basketball so much and loves his golden retrievers. They currently had a sold out show in Asia and a sold out show in their current tour. A fun fact is most of the crew is college friends of Drews. And fun fact for the necklaces they wear like the roses and sick boy our chapters in there life. Sidenote they are not copying twenty one pilots. Drew loves 90s music a lot including offspring misfits all that stuff Alex enjoys the same feel like blink-182 and we’re working on a song with then but we don’t know if it will ever be released. And best thing about them they love Memes. Also they released a tequila and scoring on a movie
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