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Dick rider

Someone who stalks the fuck out of someone's life, they constantly talk about them creep on them, watch everything they do, they practically know everything they do, they listen in on them 24 fucking 7 they literally never leave them alone always either tryna create some fuckery or whatever crap they be on when they should be focusing on their own life
Brock: yo the I was walking home last night and I swear I seen someone in the far distance like lurking on me lol I swear I'm not tweaking

Nick: are you sure? haha you know what it was probably Becky she's such a dick rider plus she doesn't stop talking about you don't tell her I said anything

Brock: okay I wont
by XyloZeem January 5, 2026
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Humboldt River Boat Ride

When you are railing your girl from behind, and as you are about to ejaculate, you pull out and squirt semen in her hair. She is not as thrilled with this as you are.
I took my girl for a Humboldt River Boat Ride last night. She is complaining that she needs to wash her hair.
by Mosey Flat January 16, 2026
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scatter the riders

scatter the riders is a saying,
if someone says scatter the riders its means to beat the fuck out off a bunch of cunts hanging together
scatter=fuck em up and leave em lying scattered all over the floor
riders=a group of people
mafia leader:scatter the riders
me:ok
ML:well done
by flippa April 5, 2004
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the dirty river

"I'm Out The Dirty River, they call it $acramento!!!!
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fell in the river

There are four different terms for fell/falling in the river

Actually falling into a river
Passing out after drinking way too much at a party

Getting wasted

Tripping and falling in a spectacular way
Dude, Judy's sister just fell in the river, now she's mad and soaking wet

Last night i fell in the river at Steve's bachelor party, my hangover is killing me!

Watch that chick over there on the corner of the bar, she's trying to fall in the river with whiskey shots

Sam fell in the river after tripping over an imaginary water hose by the corner of his house, the garbage bag he was carrying burst open and paper went flying everywhere
by chachawatcher July 5, 2009
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skittle park rider

the white boys in tall-t's with bright baggy colorful jackets and pants and skull candy headphones that you see only riding in the park and no other part of the mountain
EX:

"dude you see that skittle park rider!?"
"ya, too bad he only rides the park, and sucks at everything else"
"true"
by dom-rom December 25, 2009
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floatin red river

by ruck'es September 2, 2010
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