Pants

That’s pants means that’s shit, that’s crap, that’s naff. British slang adjective

His car is pants

by Hay balls July 13, 2020

Pun1sher kid

When you're very gay.

My name is Pun1sher kid and I suck at jng.

by kekw mannen August 29, 2020

pants

clothing that you wear on your legs. there are lots of kinds of pants. they are comfy and keep you warm in the spring. you can wear them all the time unless you're wearing a dress or a skirt or you just don't roll that way.

Person 1: I have to go put on my pants
Persin 2: Why aren't you wearing pants
Person 1: leaves

by notbarneystinson September 5, 2020

pants

The INCORRECT way of spelling pance.

"Are you ready to leave?"
"Hang on I just need to put on my pants" - (incorrect)
"Hang on I just need to put on my pance" - (correct)

by mralwayscorrect no cap November 19, 2020

pants fire

Bumping uglies with your britches on for an extended period of time. Dry humping.

I’ve got blue balls because all we did was set a pants fire on her couch.

by LtDangle069 November 10, 2020

Pants Incest

If two individuals are wearing the same kind of pants prior to having sexual intercourse, then during intercourse, the pants engage in Pants Incest.

John and Shirley where going at it last night, all the while their pants had pants incest.

by Man Of Pants December 29, 2020

Pants-face

When pants are flipped upside down they can sometimes resemble a face.

"Sometimes when one stares in the dark they might see a face and when they turn on the light to only see some pants in its place, that is the phenomenon of pants face."

"Damn those pants have one hell of a face, damn Pants-face."

by Anarchon March 5, 2021