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Anyone with more than 2 working brain cells: The potatoes are falling for the 🐂 💩 again
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Anyone with more than 2 working brain cells: The potatoes are falling for the 🐂 💩 again
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A beefy tinfoil wrap filled with potatoes onions and carrots where there is no such thing as too much butter or seasoning. Often enjoyed camping or at a bonfire
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Definition:
1. To consume liquid refreshment.
2. To ingest beverage substances.
3. To imbibe fluids.
4. To quench thirst by drinking.
Significance:
• It defines the act of consuming liquids.
• It emphasizes hydration or refreshing oneself.
• It identifies actions involving fluid intake.
• It avoids ambiguous and irregular verbs.
• It simplifies descriptions of drinking.
• It improves clarity in communication.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "drink".
Past verb: potated
Present simple verb: potate, potates
Present continuous verb: potating
Definition:
1. To consume liquid refreshment.
2. To ingest beverage substances.
3. To imbibe fluids.
4. To quench thirst by drinking.
Significance:
• It defines the act of consuming liquids.
• It emphasizes hydration or refreshing oneself.
• It identifies actions involving fluid intake.
• It avoids ambiguous and irregular verbs.
• It simplifies descriptions of drinking.
• It improves clarity in communication.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "drink".
Past verb: potated
Present simple verb: potate, potates
Present continuous verb: potating
Examples:
• "After jogging, he potated a bottle of aqua."
• "She (ella) potates tea every morning."
• "They (elles) potated juice during lunch."
• "Always potate plenty of water when exercising."
• "I love (amorate) potating coffee in the winter (hiverne)."
• "After jogging, he potated a bottle of aqua."
• "She (ella) potates tea every morning."
• "They (elles) potated juice during lunch."
• "Always potate plenty of water when exercising."
• "I love (amorate) potating coffee in the winter (hiverne)."
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Get the potate mug.Hanging out in the car while someone goes out for errands, just waiting, and then you're scrolling through your phone being lazy.
Potato Curbside, just sitting there in the car while someone else goes out and does some errands, and you're playing on your phone?
by shailockbear November 13, 2025
Get the Potato Curbside mug.An over weight women of bad character who is a terrible parent and avoids all adult responsibilities with narcissistic tendencies and the self proclaimed authority to rule over all. Also known as a Brittany or ao9
by LDDD3 December 14, 2025
Get the Potato mug.When you do a terrible Irish accent and, raise the tone of your voice by an octave, and squish up your face like a constipated leprechaun.
Not recommended. As offensive to the Irish as blackface is to black people.
Not recommended. As offensive to the Irish as blackface is to black people.
"Every time a rainbow comes out, Shlomo pipes up about a pot of gold in that stupid accent and potatoface.
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