thread ender

A person so witty, funny and sarcastic that they can end a facebook thread with a few keystrokes because the person who posted, those who have previously commented and anyone else who views the thread knows that they cannot say anything that will be funnier, wittier or more sarcastic than that said by the thread ender. And to do so would surely be comedy suicide as the thread ender would then come back with an even funnier, wittier and more sarcastic reply.

POSTER - Posts a meme of UK Prime Minster David Cameron sitting on a couch with open body language (legs open, right arm touching face and left arm stretched over couch top) with the punchline 'Feeling horny? Me too'

poster adds his own line 'New Government plans: when you try to search for porn using Google, your computer will be forced to open this in a pop up window'

like . comment . unfollow post . share

10 people like this

REPLYER 1 - Surely this is encouragement. Camerfluff?

REPLYER 2 - That

REPLYER 2 - That's really horrible and I don't want to see that sort of image on my computer.

REPLYER 3 - *set as desktop background*

REPLYER 4 - Eewww.

REPLYER 5 - Congratulations at my first LOL since 2009.

THREAD ENDER - Happy days! my usual search is 'cameron creampie cumshot'

EVERYONE ELSE - silence......

by macdaddie79 August 31, 2013

never:ending:story

An act between two gay persons wherein they stand with their backs to each other and interconnect their two bodies by inserting the penis-shaped heads located at both ends of a double headed dildo into one another's anus.
The story has begun!
To make it never ending, they must both work together to stay balanced, stay penetrated, and do a backwards reach-around to jerk off the other, thus creating a

<Never:Ending:Story>

It was as majestic as a Unicorn, you should've seen it! Tobias and Sebastian were able to perform a never:ending:story flawlessly!

by Life's Little Wonders April 25, 2014

mental ends meet

Not together enough to care about the finer things of life because you're too preoccupied with keeping yourself calm

Hey Susan, I wish I could make my mental ends meet so I could care about matching my clothes or keeping my room clean. All my energy is spent keeping myself calm and not depressed,

by Jonfurstn January 15, 2015

morbid ending

A means of ending a sexual encounter by asphyxiation

on a recent visit to a prostitute she offered a morbid ending but I declined and took a happy ending instead.

by kennyrogers June 9, 2015

bj ending

When yo girl gives you a Bj you cum so hard that she takes a big gulp

Oh i totally got a Bj ending last night

by Bj ending August 23, 2016

Jolly Ending

The act of jerking off a man while dressed as Santa and singing Christmas carols.

"I heard the massage parlors giving out jolly endings as a Christmas promotion"

by cheater234 November 23, 2016

illegal enduro

Enduro Rider who shouts "Ihr Pimmellutscher" to people and then flee's while mumbling "fuck fuck fuck"

#FuckFuckFuck
#Pimmellutscher!

Yelling "You Cocksuckers" at people and then running of saying "Fuck fuck fuck fuck...."

Scenario:
Enduro Rider: "Fuck you guys!"
*Guys start following him*
Enduro Rider: "Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck"

He did the Illegal Enduro.

by HeXa_GfX May 1, 2017