boner

when all they guys get hard for that one hoe

"BROO HAVE U SEEN HER ASS"

"it's juicy"
"it's thick as hell"
"bro my dick just got real hard"
"U GOT A BONER!!"

by dilfffloverrr69 December 26, 2021

Ephraim has a boner

When ephraim has a penis LUL

ephraim has a boner lul

by yaakovlikewamen September 25, 2021

credit card boner

When you put a straw in the tip of your penis hole and insert it into a girls uterus and ejaculate through the straw.

Hey man don’t drink from that straw. That’s my credit card boner straw

by ConnorP696969 February 18, 2021

Rail-boner

A railroad enthusiast that stands on bridges and films/takes pictures of modern everyday trains. Their obsession includes thousands of hours of footage of trains that no one knows what they use it for. If trains were people, rail-boners would be classified as stalkers.

Did you see that guy standing on the bridge with a Norfolk shirt and hat on filming that coal car with a tripod? Yeah, he’s a Rail-boner. He gets so hard for the choo choo !

by BunkyHairTIE May 26, 2023

Reverse boner

An alternative to words like, “lame”, “boring”, “stupid”, “unappealing”, etc. that generally conveys the notion that the thing being described is so unbelievably dumb that instead of generating arousal, it has, instead, done the opposite. The polar opposite…

Employee #1: “Oh, wow, the new forest green polo work shirts must have finally arrived because I see at least three people wearing them!”
Employee #2: “Yes!”
Employee #3 (grimacing): “Reverse boner. Also, I quit.”

by anonymous November 4, 2025

Vin Da Boner

The infamous leftist television-producer who only hires people whose appearance gives him a reaction "down there".

Showing up in a skimpy outfit for a job-interview might indeed give you a somewhat better chance of being hired by Vin Da Boner, but race tends to be more of a deciding factor for him than just attractive physical appearance.

by QuacksO October 30, 2018

boner-cide

An adjective/noun used to describe faeces found in someone's anus that they were not aware of, usually occurs during foreplay between male/male couples.

*John retracts his finger from Joe's anus*

John: "Yeah...maybe we should do anal another time..."
Joe: "...I've gotta drop a deuce, don't I?"
John: "Mhm. Talk about boner-cide."

by Misan July 4, 2011