Mississippi roadhouse

When you're so drunk you pick the fat prostitute to fuck and end up with her sucking you off with hot sauce on the tip of your dick, making you scream "crocodile nuts" to make her stop.

Man ...last night I got so wasted I ended up getting a Mississippi roadhouse.

by Icehollowcome69 November 24, 2021

Texas Roady

When you receive roadhead driving to a Texas Roadhouse in Texas from a girl from Texas.

Robert: Yo Jacob how was Texas Roadhouse?
Jacob: It was great. Shannon gave me that Texas Roady!
Robert: Hell yeah!

by TheMenace69 January 28, 2022

abbey roading

an action where a group of people or an individual stops while walking (similar to the Beatles album Abbey Road) in front of an unsuspecting vehicle or person

“i can’t believe you were abbey roading me at that busy ass intersection”

by the mundas March 14, 2022

Rocky Roads

Rocky roads are streaks of poop.

There are so many rocky roads in my toilet!

by 69BigBen69 April 5, 2022

Off-roading

A bowel movement involving faeces, diarrhea, and flatulence in quick succession or in combination.

I shouldn’t have had that mango lassi with dinner — it will send me off-roading later tonight.

by jtrefgarne April 25, 2022

Texas Roadhouse

An inside joke

Texas Roadhouse, hehehehehehehe.

by Slawsker June 28, 2022

Pennsylvania Roadside Oyster

When you’re in Pennsylvania doing the secks in a car along the road, and the man cums and then the womanly quickly jumps up, to the man’s surprise, plops her vagina over his mouth- and births the cumwad into his mouth- this is the way a Pennsylvania roadside oyster is born!

The Lot Lizard is giving away Pennsylvania Roadside Oysters to truck drivers for $20 a pop 🦪.

by AmberleeGray July 6, 2022