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Midget Mafia

"Yo man the Midget Mafia was talking bout' me, I'm scared stiff my timbers are shivering!"
by Dathom February 2, 2025
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Midget Messiah

A self-anointed savior figure who’s physically small in stature but carries themselves with grandiose, almost divine authority - preaching moral high ground while often contradicting those very ideals through petty actions, sneak disses, or hypocritical behavior.
Used to describe someone like Kendrick Lamar - a lyrical genius with a god complex, who talks that righteous talk but walks around throwin’ shade like a bitter leprechaun tryna pass off clovers as commandments.
We get it bro, you the Midget Messiah — short in height, tall in ego, and full of contradictions.
by kirloskar21 April 7, 2025
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Midgettism

The act of being midget
That girl has midgettism
by m198493iygdbd April 21, 2025
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Midge's Bawhair

Something that was ludicrously close
Comes from a midge or midgie (a small bug) and bawhair (ball hair)
Oh my, that missed by a midge's bawhair
by Cuikk August 26, 2025
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Moddedmoomoocow

Adding genetically modified items to a cow
I added a turbo rocket to my cow. It's now a moddedmoomoocow!
by Moddedmoomoocow October 3, 2025
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Model wife

A grown women who marries a tool of man to be a wife. She don't care about him. She cares how she looks with him. Like barbie she plays house and her roles. Her feelings and gestures are empty . Yet they simply seem realistic. She didn't pick him because he is smart. She picked him for what could give her. Status and bragging rights. She also wants a free house and his money.

Type of relationship digger.
Guy 1: "Wow that guy has a model wife"
Guy 2 : " what a tool"
Guy 3: " hope he don't go broke "
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