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emo kids 

Emo ppl r ppl who dont fit into the mainstream.
contrary to popular belief, they dont all slit their wrists. and not all are always depressed. dont wear glasses unless they need them. they all have their own original style, and the base is any clothes that r black, stripy, checkered, random, or are band merchandise. black skinny jeans are popular, but not mandatory. other options are black skirts, 3/4 pants, short shorts with short dress. accessories are the messenger bag, has patches, pins, badges, and whatever they want to put on it, and jewlery is coloured bracelets, wrist bands, black nail polish, arm warmers, random socks or just black socks, or stocking socks, chucks, punk shoes, checkered anklets, kung-fu shoes, black sandals. hair is usualy black, with streaks or dark red in it, short at the back teased with a comb, or spiked, and tapered to long over the front, cropped fringe to the side, or long over one eye, or shaved on one side to long over the other side, or some girls have layered shoulder-length hair. dark eyeliner and mascara is totaly necessary. some have red on top of that..and white foundation, red lipstick. i go a bit diff and have pink lip-gloss, but u get the picture, u can get away with whatever if u have the format..
emo kids r creative. expressive through poetry, song-writing, art. going to shows of their fav bands, and 2 meet friends.
love music., listening to records, and on i-pods. i have CDs. i heard its not emo to have CDs, but whoever said that can kiss my emo ass, coz CDs are just another way 2 listen 2 music- which is the main part!
dont stereotype the emo kids!
Emo isnt as strict as u think, we are not all the same like u think, stereotyping is just like rumors, 99.9%bulshit.
emo kids by Xx.im.your.zero.xX December 9, 2008
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Emo Life 

An Emo's Life:

Part One: Emofication.

An emo's life begins in middle or high school usually with a trip to the mall or on myspace.
At the mall they pass by a Hot Topic and look inside. The shitty clothes they see looks good in their fucked up eyes so they buy some.
OR
They are searching around on Myspace and find one of the many emos on that godforsaken site and think they look cool. They "befriend" them and ask them where they got their clothes and go off to Hot Topic to buy some.

Now that they have the looks of course some normal kids insult them, causing the pussy to go into a state of placebo depression.

Part 2: Placebo Depression.

After the Emofication they slip into a fake self-fueled hate only kept going by the constant Emo Bashing (Which is he only thing really keeping them emo) They get on some anti-depressants. Listen to shitty horrid music and then discover an emos best friend....

Part 3: The Razor.

They find out from one of their emo "friends" on Myspace how to cut like only an emo can. Also they may learn how to pla 2 notes on guitar and usually write poems or draw shitty pictures of bleeding hearts and black roses.

Part 4: Growing Up.

As the emo grows the fuck up, they relize that the emo "sub-culture" is bullshit and they go buy some normal clothes and stop doing gay emo shit.

And that ends the emo life. Unless of course they get the balls to take the Emo Exit Strategy
Emo To Be: Hmmmm.... These clothes look rad!
Emo To Be: La De Do Da De off to school for mee....
Normal Kid: Dude what the FUCK are you wearing? Are you fucked up in the head? Go fucking home and cry to your mommy and fucking cut yourself ya godamned emo!
Emo To Be: :( IMMA GO HOME AND KILL MYSELF WAAAHHHH
Emo writes some poems..... gets a Myspace..... Cuts
Emo Out Of High school: Wait a second.... What am I doing? I look like shit, I need to pull my shit together....

So ends another Emo Life.
Emo Life by Dr. Crowley June 18, 2009
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Emo hater 

And emo hater is a person, usually male, who cannot accept the fact that emo kids are just as cool, if not more, as they are. Emo haters usually reflect their ignorance unto the male participants of emo culture. why? because they can't fit into skinny jeans.
emo hater: ugh look at that fag. he's wearing girl pants! im going to relentlessly tease him because im stupid! hahahaha! hey emo kid! youre a fag! hahaha! durrr.. hahaha tease tease tease hahaha

*chokes on emo hater food and dies*
Emo hater by peepeeface September 7, 2006

emo eskimo 

when the hood of an emo asian (preferably korean, who is dating a white scooterer) is lifted up above their head.
esther cho put up her jacket hood and i was like what an emo eskimo...
emo eskimo by J-sTeezy November 26, 2007
a small grin an emo gets while seeing another person in a great deal of emotional or physical pain which they find extremely funny but cannot laugh because laughing is very un-emo, so they settle with a small grin.
someone falls and breaks their arm before a very important event that involves them using that arm. An emo would see this and develop a smirk. (emo grin)
emo grin by kRAze2010 December 24, 2008

Emo boy Colored pants 

a emo and or scene boy who wears colored pants and looks gay.
"Who lives in a messed up place?"
"Emo boy colored pants!"

Emo chick 

A female who listens to emo. Generally characterized by cut wrists, well tamed black hair covering one or more eyes, and large amounts of black. Often proclaims world's hatred of herself.
WARNING: Emo chicks are known to be constantly horny
"Dude, I totally fucked julia last night"
"Well duh, she's an Emo chick! She's always horny"
Emo chick by MickeyRourke November 28, 2004