Dick Tunnel

Noun; Another word for a Vagina.

Damn bro, I can't wait to beat up that DICK TUNNEL.

Dick Tunnel by BozZ December 14, 2012

dick click 

When a man surfs the women of the internet, clicking from one broad to another. He is know to click the mouse with his dick. Figuratively speaking.

I caught my boyfriend dick clicking my friends on facebook.

dick click by anahicamina February 6, 2013

Dick Chase

When a job you worked hard on turns up to yield no results.

When something you worked hard on or hoped for does not come to be.

"I spent hours last night looking for my phone."

"Did you find it?"

"No, it was a total Dick Chase."

Dick Chase by the hungry child May 21, 2013

Dick Demolition 

While having sex with your partner bent over doggy style, you thrust so hard as to put their head through the drywall or any other surface.

Nate that's one hell of a bruise. Did your boyfriend do a little Dick Demolition last night?

Dick Demolition by Minds-a-Blaze June 17, 2013

Dick Noogie

Giving a woman a noogie with your bird / dick. Pretty much any place on her body other than a lubricated orifice. Genererally done as last ditch effort to evoke sexual excitement. Or just to be an annoying prick.

My wife rolled over as to avoid me last night. So... I gave her dick noogies to the kidney until she gave in.

Dick Noogie by Jolly Colombiano October 16, 2013

dick guzzling douche 

Someone who keeps using your email address to sign up for stupid teenager shit.

Some kid used my email address to create the XBOX handle LuBe_SNIPER.

Wow, sounds like a dick guzzling douche.

dick guzzling douche by SlightlyAmused December 9, 2013

dick laser 

A term used to describe the mechanism of destruction of a particularly powerful penis.

George's dick laser annihilated Gertrude the Lesbian Hooker.

dick laser by DinoTron January 14, 2014