creaming and crying

When you're really upset about something beyond belief.

Literally creaming and crying that our exam isn't take home open book.

by kingcreaming February 21, 2024

Danger Cream

Ice cream sold by strange men in the back of a van.

Emily couldn't resist the Danger Cream.

by Danger Cream Expert February 27, 2024

English Cream

When two homosexual Englishmen jerk each other off to completion, after a night of drinking Bailey’s Irish Cream

At a bar called Patti’s Pub, Nigel & Rick left together to English Cream at Nigel’s apartment.

by ChiefQ May 15, 2022

touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ

a funny version of "touch me, i scream".

Me: What's your favourite song?
Blud: touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Me: well i like my cheese alkaline bruh

by mrbeast539275 December 8, 2024

Sour cream

Fat white bitch

Here comes some sour cream

by Himmyneutron August 24, 2022

Dream Cream Pie

When a woman shits into a pie shell until it forms a crust for a pie, a man the milks his cock into it until it is filled with cum, he then feeds it to his family

Person 1: I gave a homeless family a Dream Cream Pie
Person 2: Kill yourself

by Freaky Gooner 405 August 1, 2025

de-creaming

Sucking the cream out of (something)

As seen in icarly episode “iFind Lewbert’s Lost Love”

“Sam’s de-creaming the cupcakes!”
“He decreamed my pussy last night”

by IcarlyFan817 June 9, 2023