Alley was drunk and depressed, so he decided to Chris Brown his mother without her even noticing him.
by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022
Get the Chris Brownmug. Chris Cornell is the sexiest man alive. Except he died May 18 (17th because he was found early hours on the morning of May 18th, and I mean early hours, implying that he actually died late at night on May 17th. Which makes since if you use this thing called logic. But anyways, the only reason it says may 18th when you look it up is because that's what the date was when he was found. Which is the date that was put on his death certificate. But none of that matters to me anyways because I don't believe he is actually dead so.) 2017. So now he is the sexiest man dead. Which is a weird sentence, but its true!
Chris Cornell is my favorite artist ever and I would do anything in this world to bring him back and meet him.
by yall.already.know.who.i.am.uh. March 2, 2023
Get the Chris Cornellmug. 
Get the Chrismug. A gamer who is one of six members of the boys he is epic he does gamer things has lego hair and is definitely not gay he likes games movies funk pops he is the opposite of gay hes epic and non cody
by EPICMEMEGAMER February 17, 2020
Get the chris stanleymug. Chris. A kind but shy guy. His looks are extremely cute, but his smile is the best. He will keep to himself until you earn his trust, taking from minutes to even weeks. The second you become friends, there is no losing him. He will find a space in your heart forever, whether you like it or not. His dorkiness can become addictive, making you eventually fall in love with him. Every time he hugs you or tells one of those corny math jokes, you'll fall in love with him all over again.
by ValerieStar March 30, 2020
Get the Chrismug. by Chris from the kik chat July 17, 2018
Get the chris in the kik chatmug.