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upside down pineapple cake 

The girl is upside down with her head hanging off the bed/couch and she is giving the boy a blowjob. When he cums she keeps it in her mouth and proceeds to spray it all over his body, hence the topping on the cake.
Boy1: dude, why are you all sticky?
Boy2: girlfriend tried something new, the upside down pineapple cake!
Boy1: you need to end that relationship asap.

Little caesars 

The WORST pizza on the planet. This pizza tastes like literal feces. The texture is that of a dollar store steak mixed with worn car tire. And to top it all off, the guy in the commercials that says “Pizza Pizza” is gay. Little caesars is garbage and you should never eat their pizza pizza
Bro 1: Hey man let’s get a pizza

Bro 2: Where from?

Bro 1: Little caesars

Bro 2: Hell no! That shit tastes like dried leather mixed with ass!
Little caesars by Urbanmaster191 January 29, 2019
One who wears so much makeup not only to cover thier pocked and bedragled skin but to conceal who they are on the inside. It's a pathetic attempt to hide the real person within.
Judging from the amount of makeup on this girls face, I could say with certainty that she was a total Cake and I didn't even wanna think about the skeletons she had in her closet.
Cake by starkravingmad November 20, 2004

You can't have your cake and eat it too 

An expression basically meaning that you can only have it so good, and you can't have it all.

An good example is if a situation is bittersweet.
Sara was sad that the guy whom had gotten very close to her in the past 3 years which she held a secret fondness for developed an interest in her best friend, Clare. In conversation with Clare, Sara explained the situation, to which Clare responded.

"You can't have your cake and eat it too."
Food for hos, specifically, what you feed your hos
"No we're not going to Sizzler, bitch. Shut the fuck up and eat a ho cake."
Ho cake by Da Grundlebomer July 16, 2008

sugar cake 

A form of oral sex in which powdered sugar is placed in and around the butt and eaten by another person
I gave this girl Ashleigh a sugar cake last night and she loved it so much!
sugar cake by Bofuh April 27, 2015