Twangy Boner

A boner that doesn't sound like it should. Usually your boner sounds like theres a loose gland.

Bob: I was bangin' my wife last night and when I smacked my boner off her face it didn't sound like it used to when I was 12.
Phil: Dude, you have a Twangy Boner.

by definition thrower November 23, 2009

Serial Boner

A person, male, which nails many girls on a regular basis.

Chad:Hey man, I slept with that girl last night, it was amazing!

Brian:Dude, it's your 4th girl this week! you are definitely a Serial Boner!

by Babyman1 July 10, 2010

Menstruation Boner

A boner in the clitoral region that a girl gets during the beginning stages of menstruation. It typically occurs during the first fifteen minutes of menstruation.

Everyone can see that Sally has a raging menstruation boner.

by Werd1234567 November 30, 2009

Boner

Something that is cool or very hard to do

"That test was very boner"
"That jump looks pretty boner"

by japshadowninja October 20, 2008

hair boner

when a girl with short hair puts her hair in a ponytail such that it resembles a male erection or boner. this is the only time a woman will ever or should ever sport a boner.

"damn, your hair boner just hit me in the face."

"is it just me or is your hair boner more voluminous than usual?"

"i like your style. that hair boner is hot."

by apt effay November 26, 2007

boberry

A North West Norwich MC. Extremly funny. He is known for his wiggerish behaivour in public and is the most respected kid in Norwich.

Yo Boberry is here! CHEERS

by cattoncrew July 10, 2004

Loner Boner

When you have to leave a group or be all alone because you got a boner and are embarrassed.

You: "Dude that guy over there is all alone."

Friend: "He was just hanging out with us a minute ago."

You: "He had to leave the group cause he got a loner boner."

Friend: "Sucks for him"

by kylejohnson July 8, 2010