Anal archiving 

A way more obnoxious way of boofing, more specifically something of importance that requires a safe, warm hiding place to remain in.

"I just watched some guy I just met anally archive his wallet and I was very impressed with his unwavering ambition."

Anal archiving isn't for the faint of heart, but for those who have completed said task have never regretted it.

Anal archiving by Jinngerbread May 4, 2024

Anal Boarding 

When you give anal to someone who is underwater and trapped underneath a large pool floatie and cannot escape. It can also be used as a form of punishment.

"Waterboarding was too boring, so we decided to do anal boarding."

Anal Boarding by popkxw May 5, 2024

Anal Without Lube 

When something sucks, because its a pain in the ass

Dude, that homework task was totally anal without lube.

Anal Without Lube by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 5, 2024

Anal Fairy 

the fairy that comes around at night and gives you an anal exam and collects dingleberries out of your asshole, the anal fairy often tickles your asshole so you know it's there. It loves the taste of cumberries and leaves you money for them. Cumberries are dingleberries infused with cum after an anal cream pie.

Little Boy: "Hey Daddy when is the Anal Fairy coming to visit me?"

Daddy: "Whenever a big black man with a raging veiny 12-inch boner comes and ass fucks you and you diarrhea on his dick."

Little Boy: "Ok Daddy I can't wait to diarrhea on a Big Black Man's dick, and get a visit from the legendary Anal Fairy!"

Daddy: "Thats My Boy!"

Anal Fairy by !Hey May 13, 2024

anal leprechauns 

The type of leprechaun that causes itching and can only be dispelled by anal sex or laxatives.

Baby, I got a pot of gold waiting for you. I just need you to defeat my anal leprechauns.

anal leprechauns by Gorgonga May 20, 2024

anal glance 

What happens when your cat decides to walk in front of your webcam on a work call

'Apologies for the start of the call - the cat is on the prowl and may flash you an anal glance'

anal glance by slimeandsoakem June 7, 2024

Anal glance 

When your cat perfectly times her walk in front of the camera to give you co workers the brown eyed wink

Apologies for being later and the brief anal glance my cat treated you too there

Anal glance by slimeandsoakem June 12, 2024