Diablo 2 

The means in which you will spend the next 5 years of your life in pathetic seclusion with nothing but your red bull and a lifetime of back problems that will develop from countless hours of sitting in an uncomfortable low-backed chair.

The means in which you will lose your dignity,your girlfriend that you don't have, your sanity, your perception of the real world, and your normal sleeping habits.

"So what did you do this weekend?"
"I could use my computer to distort a picture of your face to look like Baal."
"WTF?"
"Or maybe Mephisto."
"Dude, something is wrong with you.....very wrong."
"Did you just hear that?"
"Hear what?"
"I think somewhere a gem just dropped.....It sounds like a perfect Topaz....yeah topaz...hehehh. Diablo 2.."

Diablo 2 by youisafurryz September 23, 2008

i 1 2 4 q 

Meaning I want to fuck you. A way to express one's desire for fucking another.Say it out loudly and proudly .

Cibi :ok honey, i've gotta go

Yu Chen :Wait, i 1 2 4 q !!!

Cibi :...what does that mean?...

Yu Chen : it means i want to fuck you <3.

Cibi : Come to my place now !!!

i 1 2 4 q by zingeraddict December 4, 2011

February 2

The National day were only the thickest prettiest girls get the biggest penis😉

Yo my birthday is today only pretty girls like me get the D on February 2!!!!!!So come on and give me that big juicy penis!!!!

February 2 by Ropperchopper May 2, 2019

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

(CODMW2)
A very boring game to watch for the girlfriend.

We don't care about your kill and death ratio. Or how the way you just shot the enemy looked badass. Trust us, there is no need to yell across the house and make us run (doing the most exercise we have done in months) to where ever you are, only to watch your replay of you shooting some guy in the head ("headshot!").
OH, and we don't care about the type of guns you found or got.

There is also no need to play it with the surround sound on...its just the sound of gunshots over over and over. You have already played the game so many times that you could recite what the guy is saying.

Girl 1: "....at my boyfriends. He's playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2."
Girl 2: "oh man, that's sucks. Has he talked to you at least?"
Girl 1: " Nope, not really... He just keeps yelling to his roommates in the livingroom telling him where he's at so they can kill him for some 'infected thingy'. I could prolly leave and he wouldn't know the difference."
Girl 2: " Damn! Good thing COD can't get them laid or we'd all be screwed"

-- its ok...Chandler, I still love you.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 by H loves C February 3, 2010

starcraft 2 

legit

yo man that game is starcraft 2!

starcraft 2 by Legitinator May 17, 2010

Diablo 2 

Awesome fucking game. I highly advise buying this game with the exspansion pack and getting to know the game.

It can be tough at first but you'll catch on.

D2LOD is the shit.

Really hott, horny, popular chick: Hey u wanna see if we can take each others cloths of with our teeth?

Anonymous D2 player: D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD.

Really hott, horny, popular chick: Is that a yes or no.

Anonymous D2 player: D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD.

Diablo 2 by Dcurr May 13, 2005

call of duty 2

The Xbox360 Version sucks for multiplayer. While the PC gamers can enjoy 32 players, the stripped down 360 version gets a measly 8. The weapon balance is horrible. Bolt Action Rifles own everthing, and Semi Auto Rifles are peashooters. You regenrate health from gunshot wounds in seconds, WTF? The player also moves slower than my grandma.

Player1:This game has awesome graphics! Call of Duty 2 rocks!
*Player 1 picks a G43 Semi Auto Rifle*
Player1:DIE YOU KRAUT! WTF! HES NOT DYING!
Player2:EAT MY KAR98K B*TCH!
Player1:I gotta run to reload, da hell? I am moving so slowly!
*Player 1 dies*
*Same thing happens for 10 rounds*
Player1:COD2 for 360 sucks ass...

call of duty 2 by Bolter!! January 14, 2007