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When you get so incredibly bored to a point where its unbelievable, literally to the point where you are about to die of boredom you type this. You take four letters, type the front and the start and then do the middle. Repeat for the whole keyboard.
hey dude
yeah?
im bored
type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
done that
ok how about mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
done that
fine last resort type qrweafsdzvxctiyugkhjb,nmopl\;'
by Curious man June 21, 2023
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Pushing P

Pushing P means that you are a schwuler Hurensohn who sucks on dicks you little Fotzen-Nigga
by Enay Nigga January 19, 2022
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P&P Sandwich

On one of those rare occasions where you go out cycling with both your friends Pat and Paul. They may ask to meet you at a quiet place where no one can see them making the P&P sandwich.

To make the sandwich they will begin by pouring energy gels into your bibs while they both squeeze one out into their own bibs. Once the gels have been poured, they both pull up on each other's bibs to spread the poo. Once it's been thoroughly spread, they strip down naked and climb into your bibs with one of them in front of you and one behind. They begin shouting P&P sandwich while jumping up and down to smother your body with gel and poo. once they are satisfied with the spread, they will get out, put on their bibs and cycle home.
Don't meet Pat and Paul at the bottom of fern hill. It's quiet there so they will try and make a P&P sandwich.
by S&H sigh co leen August 13, 2022
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A n P Cert

When a guy hits the Ass and Pussy on a Girl!!! We say he got his A&P Cert!! From the Aircraft Maintenance A&P Certificate!!! Qualified, yeah!!
"Tod got his A n P Cert from the girl last nite!!""
by Elephanttusk October 7, 2007
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P-Flan

1. Someone who thinks they are "hip" or "with it" when in reality they are a walking joke. Someone who still has their mother take them shopping for clothes even though they are 20 years old. Ex: "Gary bought a new phone just to show it off, what a p-flan"
2. When your at a party and there is one guy yelling very loud for either a phone or his keys; both of which have been taken away for a good reason usually having to do with the fact it involves an ex girlfriend that wants nothing to do with him.

3. The one person who doesn't get the invite, yet shows up anyways and makes everyone uncomfortable. A real buzz-killington
1. Ex: "Gary bought a new phone just to show it off, what a p-flan"

2. "Yeah Gary on your front lawn screaming that he needs a phone. Someone should go out there and knock him out, hes ruining the party".

3. "Yeah Gary's ex is here tonight, good thing we didn't invite him...Oh, spoke too soon here he comes, well this party was fun until this p-flan showed up".
by WhatelyMAslippers430 October 31, 2009
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"quadruple-p" drudgery

Refers to the boring/laborious --- not to mention demeaning --- every-few-months routine that a responsible and caring-about-his-public-image person needs to perform on his on-line profile-pages. Standing for Periodic Profile-Perusing/Purging, it involves occasionally going to your own profile and carefully scanning the comments/tags that others have posted there, and then deleting any posts that are either in poor taste or verbally attack your personal character.
I always try my best to treat others right, but unfortunately there are plenty of nosy/overzealous cyber-bully a**h**es out there who like to find fault and berate me for stuff that I either can't even help or certainly did not mean to be hurtful to anyone (and even if someone actually DOES think that he may have a legitimate gripe/concern, why not just SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE ABOUT IT, rather than slamming me publicly?!??). So I gotta endure a round of "quadruple-p" drudgery a few times a year, just to make sure that any decent folks who read my profile don't get the wrong idea about me.
by QuacksO August 8, 2018
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Pushin P

Pushin P is a slang for lets suck the homies dick. When someone says were pushing P it means that they are pushing penis down their throat.
Pushin P:

" Lastnight I was with the homies pushin P"
by milfs <3 January 27, 2022
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