infinite love

to have infinite love for someone close to your heart

i have infinite love for you babe, always.

by danteXIII February 19, 2012

love knife

To stab someone who you love. Used mostly to describe crazed fans of musicians. They love the band so much, they want to 'love knife' them and stab them. Coined by Kyle Gass from the band "Tenacious D" in their late 1990's HBO comedy shorts.

(Kyle and Jack are stopped by Lee, their biggest fan, outside the club they just performed at. After asking for their home address, the two of them walk away from him with ominous music playing)

Jack Black (JB): "This dude is total stalk-a-razzi..."
Kyle Gass (KG): "He's full on love knife material"
JB: "Love knife?"
KG: "Yeah, you know .. when they get close .. a little TOO close .. 'oh, I love you! I love you! I love you!' .. then *STAB**STAB**STAB** .. ha, and you're covered in blood .. but they think they did a good thing!"
JB: "Creepy man!"

by thepickofdestiny January 25, 2006

love gravy

semen, jizz, water spicket, precum, cum, goo, goc, bung juice, nectar of the gods, sperm, the "boys", swimmers, floaters, juicers, tadpoles

As I shot my wad, I blew my love gravy all over the love nest.

by Schweaty Nads April 10, 2003

idiot love

A state of mind where one is unaware that they are in fact in love with a person, usually ones best friend (gender irrelevant).

"You and Claire are in idiot love"
"My brother is in idiot love with Betty"

by urban ruby November 16, 2007

Courtney Love

Vocalist and guitarist in the band Hole, who has also gone on to have a solo career. She was married to Nirvana singer/guitarist Kurt Cobain.
Unfairly hated by zealous Nirvana fans who love absurd conspiracy theories.
Nirvana and Kurt are great. Hole and Courtney are great. Kurt and Courtney loved each other. Kurt got depressed and killed himself. Courtney got depressed, and took loads of drugs. Everyone else gets depressed.

Cretin : Courtney killed Kurt Cobain! Because being famous must be soooo cool, and you wouldn't ever get unhappy or anything, so she must have done! GARGH! I want o kill her, because I am frustrated and stupid and really quite ugly and I'm doomed to grow up and live a really boring life and get smacked in the chops by some big fat hippo type thing!

What the fuck?

by You_Deluded_Fools July 30, 2004

love gloves

Another name for condoms

IE: i was bout to get some, but i didn't have any love gloves.

by anonfag November 25, 2007

love rash

When you miss and love someone so you get a rash on your chest arms ect.

I got a love rash last night x

by Penisilling June 12, 2019