tits or gtfo

When a female enters into a male safe space and subsequently announces her presence, "tits or gtfo" is a commonly used response by males to protect their space and avoid being "triggered."

The term signifies that the female in question should either reveal their breasts or promptly leaves the premises. This is necessary in order to demonstrate that she represents no psychological or physical threat to men, which is necessary due to the gynocentric society we currently live in.

Alternately the aforementioned males may simply adopt the feminist approach and scream "triggered" in a hysterical tone and run around, hopefully tripping, falling, and doing irreparable harm to themselves-in order to fully replicate the feminist response.

Please, thou showest thy tits or thou shalt leaveth immediately, tits or gtfo

by kek-lord August 11, 2016

Calm your tits

this phrase is used when someone you are with is too uptight to calm them down

judy: "oh my goodness my hair looks terrible today"
steve: "no, no it doesnt judy"
judy: "shut up steve, yes it does ahhhhh"
steve: "alright judy calm your tits"

by Sam Bell March 23, 2008

Kalm yo tits

A facebook like page featuring a very popular large black women with snazy comebacks and awesome jokes.

Did you see kalm yo tits' status today? talk about a diary of a mad black woman.

by thunder-cunt July 2, 2011

Tit-Tac

A small breasted girl who can easily pull off going braless cuz her tits are as big as tic tacs.

Check out Mary's tit-tacs...they are so small she's never had to purchase a bra.

by spunkjordan June 5, 2016

T-rex tits

A woman whose breast have grown(or created) so large she is unable to use her arms well

"She's got some T-rex tits on her!"

Jennies T-Rex Tits prevented her from grabbing the glass of orange juice.

by CLBwashere June 18, 2006

up on your tit

when a friend or associate incessantly stalks you with a shitload of texts, emails and/or phone calls;

when somebody bugs you so much they're like a little baby crying for the tit

having to deal with an extremely high maintenance person

susan: what the hell, doesn't he get it? My phone is blowing up and he keeps facebooking me every 5 minutes

sandy: that dude is all up on your tit

susan: no shit

by droidette September 20, 2010

Torpedo Tits

Cone shaped breasts with a very large nipple and areiola that covers most of the breasts and same in color. Usually small in size and very unattractive to most

Damn, look at those tits. Torpedo tits

by NeedsHIM October 13, 2015