Noodle brained muppet

A completely brain dead imbecile.

That dude is a real Noodle brained muppet.

by John_doe42069 November 7, 2024

Monkey Brain

When you act on primal instincts and drives, such as a desire to mate, eat or procure shelter. Is in opposition of acting rationally.

Alec: Bro you know she isn't into you why are still trying to get laid?
Mathew: I don't know man, total monkey brain.

by drmaurice February 1, 2024

Brain Yawrt

In the middle of describing something you yawn and forget what you were talking about.

" so basically he was only 1 dollar away from *yawns* . . Wait. . I forgot what I was gonna say"
" Did you just have a Brain Yawrt?"

by Astromonotical May 18, 2019

Wormy brain

The act of giving spectacular head

Damn she’s giving him some serious wormy brain

by Wormy brain August 2, 2020

Daddy's Brain

When you have so many kids and all you think about is working, providing for your kids, and protecting your family. Obsessing over these matters so much that you cannot remember anything else. (ie. niece's birthdays, religious holidays, politics, and daily small details about life)

Tay has 3 kids, so he has an extreme case of Daddy's Brain.

by JoMomma923 August 27, 2018

Brain-poser

It combines "brain" with "poser," immediately signaling someone who's faking intelligence. it is direct and a little bit playful, highlighting the act of "posing" as intelligent.

"He spent twenty minutes using all sorts of fancy jargon, but it was clear he was just a brain-poser trying to impress the boss."

"Don't listen to her; she's a total brain-poser who just repeats things she hears online without understanding them."

by Mac Merk July 22, 2025

Brain Snack

When you constantly work and your brain is so hungover you need to take a break and have a "Brain Snack".

Bob: Damn, so much work, I need a brain snack
Bob (Sub conscious): Stop eating you fat slob

by Thar Master December 6, 2015