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Mayonnaise Man

(noun) During gay sex, one male finishes on the other male as much as possible. After completion it is time to celebrate.

Make a sandwich for yourself while your partner is covered and sticky in bed. Then dunk your sandwich on your covered partner before every bite.
Wow Matt, you are the man! The Mayonnaise Man that is!
by The Maynaisse Man May 26, 2010
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WTF man?

A pharse satnding for "what the fuck, man?" Usually used when an individual is intoxicated and his friends are talking to him. It tells your friends that you are to intoxicated to follow what they are saying.
Jay: Hey, wanna go get something to eat, Dennys, Mc donalds?
Jack: ......wtf man......?
Jay: Oh...never mind then...
by Kiddo August 30, 2004
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Alabama Man

Hes quick, he's strong, he's handsome!
by Saiyan_toilet October 28, 2003
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Pres man

A pres man is a smart handsome and intelligent person who girls find very attractive. A pres man has class and knows how to maintain themselves in a proper and good way
Look son there is a intellectual and handsome pres man
by UltiBeast July 6, 2017
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Man Pickle

A rather comical word relating to the genitals of a male, a penis. Similar to slong weiner and wang.
"A slang word for penis is man pickle".
by F u z September 23, 2005
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pamphlet man

1) a teenage preacher man that lives around the corner. preach brotha preach!
2) can turn a horny girl off in 2.5 seconds by talking about religion.
3) a guy who's girlfriend's pants are too tight for him to get into.
4) waits until marriage for sex as to not enrage god.
"don't be such a pamphlet man.. take off your girlfriend's pants"

OR

Sexy Miss K: my parent's are out this week, why don't you come over? we can have some fun..

Mr. S: sorry babe, but don't you know according to the bible, it's wrong to fuck before marriage?

Sexy Miss K: look, if i wanted to date such a pamphlet man, i would ask out a preist. could you shut up and take off my pants?

Mr. S: *runs away clutching bible*
by blingblingwanksta June 29, 2004
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man melons

The big, juicy tits of a fat man.
That guy should not be running with those man melons
by myphoneisagalaxys4:) May 4, 2015
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