Brain Dead

Jake Dufner: stop filming me when you come to my house to “apologize” and be a friend and do it man to man
Jeff Swift: does it anyway
Jake dufner: bro your brain dead
All jakes fans: fucking absolutely retarted fat mamas boy.

God damn 😂

by Jakes dad June 10, 2019

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Ayub is dead ):

Ayub was driving and then a police officer pulled him over, ayub got pushed to the car, and he bended over so he could get handcuffed. All of a sudden, Ayub felt his pants being pulled down. And he felt something going inside of his stomach. Later was Ayub shot dead and killed, the weapon was penis and the shooting bullets was cum.

Me: Hey hows Ayub doing?

Policeman that cummed on him: Ayub is dead ):

by Ayub's father May 19, 2022

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Dead Weight

Lucas Galway, Lord Inquisitor, and Captain of the Guards, one of the main characters from Candy Klobbing Chronicles D&D campaign.

,,Oh for fuck's sake captain...''

,,Come on everyone, we need to help our Captain before he get's himself killed!'' -Triboulet, Mage of the group
,,LUCAS GO, YOURE JUST A DEAD WEIGHT!'' -Player referencing Lucas

by $0u\\3$$ September 04, 2022

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