"Raging Tit Muffins!" is an expletive which can be considered to be synonymous to "Fucking Hell!" and "Oh, Sugar!" and in terms of offensiveness, perfectly bisecting these two expressions, similar to "Oh, bugger!".
Tit muffin is an American English name for a type of quick bread that is baked in small portions shaped like breasts, although they usually are not as sweet as breasts and generally lack frosting, much like breasts. There are many varieties and flavors of tit muffins made with a specific ingredient, the most common being a cherry on top. For example, a recipe in Swedish for "Tuttmuffins" can be found on www.tasteline.com.
There are several other variations, such as "Flaming Tit Muffins!", "Burning Tit Muffins!" and the gold standard amongst tit muffin-related swearing: "Cunting Tit Muffins!".
Tit muffin is an American English name for a type of quick bread that is baked in small portions shaped like breasts, although they usually are not as sweet as breasts and generally lack frosting, much like breasts. There are many varieties and flavors of tit muffins made with a specific ingredient, the most common being a cherry on top. For example, a recipe in Swedish for "Tuttmuffins" can be found on www.tasteline.com.
There are several other variations, such as "Flaming Tit Muffins!", "Burning Tit Muffins!" and the gold standard amongst tit muffin-related swearing: "Cunting Tit Muffins!".
John has just got ready for a big date with Susan, who has just rung the doorbell. At that very moment, John's pen bursts, spilling so much black ink onto his lap that it looks like a diseased octopus has sicked up on his crotch.
"Raging Tit Muffins!" yelled John.
"John, are you okay?" called Susan, from the other side of the door, her voice filled with concern.
"Raging Tit Muffins!" yelled John.
"John, are you okay?" called Susan, from the other side of the door, her voice filled with concern.
by Bobba99 February 01, 2012
by spunkjordan June 06, 2016
judy: "oh my goodness my hair looks terrible today"
steve: "no, no it doesnt judy"
judy: "shut up steve, yes it does ahhhhh"
steve: "alright judy calm your tits"
steve: "no, no it doesnt judy"
judy: "shut up steve, yes it does ahhhhh"
steve: "alright judy calm your tits"
by Sam Bell March 23, 2008
A facebook like page featuring a very popular large black women with snazy comebacks and awesome jokes.
by thunder-cunt July 01, 2011
Cone shaped breasts with a very large nipple and areiola that covers most of the breasts and same in color. Usually small in size and very unattractive to most
by NeedsHIM August 31, 2015
"She's got some T-rex tits on her!"
Jennies T-Rex Tits prevented her from grabbing the glass of orange juice.
Jennies T-Rex Tits prevented her from grabbing the glass of orange juice.
by CLBwashere June 18, 2006
when a friend or associate incessantly stalks you with a shitload of texts, emails and/or phone calls;
when somebody bugs you so much they're like a little baby crying for the tit
having to deal with an extremely high maintenance person
when somebody bugs you so much they're like a little baby crying for the tit
having to deal with an extremely high maintenance person
susan: what the hell, doesn't he get it? My phone is blowing up and he keeps facebooking me every 5 minutes
sandy: that dude is all up on your tit
susan: no shit
sandy: that dude is all up on your tit
susan: no shit
by droidette September 20, 2010