Take it to the hoop

To conceal contraband in one's rectum.

If you get busted with the rock, take it to the hoop in the squad car.

by milo the unkempt July 26, 2023

taking [Ketamine] for a second

When you snort some Ketamine but only for a short time so the effect only holds up for about 2 minutes

Person A: Why are you fucking my dog?
Person B: Sorry i was taking Ketamine for a second

by Chloroform47 November 17, 2018

Take a Bullet

When you want to give someone who means everything to you the one thing that is yours to give. Your life.
It is not an easy choice; well thought out and flawlessly executed.
An imperfect end to all that ever was.
May you never know how that feels.

I knew a sweet guy once, felt that he shouldn't exist. He offered me his life so very long ago, with a bullet in mind.
I'd take a bullet instead.
Just to prove that he was important.

by REBel Siren April 24, 2021

Cheek-taking

The act of violently molesting someone in the ass.

Person 1: I have a phD in cheek-taking, so don't piss me off

Person 2: I didn't know you were a career grapist.

by freakyfortnite September 11, 2025

Hot Take Shit Test

A conversational vibe check where someone casually drops a spicy, high-conviction opinion—not to argue, but to see who keeps it cool and who crumbles like an overbaked croissant.

It’s not trolling. It’s not a trap. It’s just the quiet part said out loud… on purpose.

Filters for:
• Keeping your cool when the convo isn’t hugging your feelings
• Not turning into a TED Talk the second someone disagrees
• Acting like an adult, not an exposed nerve

You drop the truth. Their reaction does the sorting.

Person A: “Unconditional love is a myth. Every love has terms—some people just don’t read the fine print.”
Person B: “Wow… that’s kinda toxic.”
Narrator: Hot Take Shit Test failed. Thanks for playing.

by earlerichardsjr April 15, 2025

Taking the socks out

When you take the socks out to stop them from being abused.

Okay Bois I'm gonna be taking the socks out.

by anonymous November 17, 2020

Take it back

And what happens if I do? THEN you give me the credit I deserve? You can't punish me the way you want for my bad deeds so you'll settle for denying me credit for my good deeds. Isn't that the lowest level of carrot vs. stick moral thinking though? I thought that was beneath you. Take it back or you don't get to go to heaven-er wait, credit for the things you did. I meant that. Ok, Guy who's about as moral in practice as God but pretends not to be... Believe it or not my morals in practice. We're opposites! Your purported morality is supposedly superior to God's but your morality in practice is THE SAME! Hey, who's well-being does this improve? NO ONES! Does this serve any high good other than stop someone who has nothing from attaining in a world where PEOPLE WHO HAVE MORE AND HAVE DONE WORSE THINGS are HERALDED as idols. Actual gang-rape guy getting grinded on by models and you ain't doing anything to stop him. Are you watching him? You going to watch everyone?

Hym "Do I NEED to take it back to claim my eternal reward? If I repent will I be saved? Oh, surely my lord would redeem me were I sorry enough. Seriously. What is your POINT with all of this? You expect me to let you sit here and watch me forever? How long do you plan on keeping this up? And what happens after you're done? What's your endgame here? What lesson am I supposed to learn? Don't threatened or denigrate the people who engage in a targeted stalking and harassment campaign against you? What would YOU have done? WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN BETTER! You wouldn't have handled it any better! You likely wouldn't have even figured it out."

by Hym Iam September 1, 2023