Out of pocket

When your friend disappoints you and upon telling them you're disappointed they proceed to threaten you by saying they'll shit on your front porch and blame it on your dog.

Me: I'm so disappointed with your unoriginal joke.
Friend: I'll shit on your front porch and blame your dog!
Me: That's out of pocket.

by notyourmeemaw August 3, 2021

Wetter than an otter’s pocket

Madison when she sees Alex Midler.

Madison: omg look at this picture of midler

Moon: omg you are wetter than an otter’s pocket

by Thegayestbisexual August 4, 2021

The Pocket Rocket Man

The nickname given to the Malaysian Cycling Athlete, Azizulhasni Awang for his achievements in the world level keirin championship ( Gold Medal World Championship, Hong Kong, 2017 / Silver Medal Summer Olympic, Tokyo, 2021 )

Commentator : HE HAS DONE IT. THE POCKET ROCKET MAN WHEELIE TO THE FINISH LINE TO CLAIMED THE WORLD'S KEIRIN TITLE!!!!

by hang gagah August 17, 2021

Wetter than an otters pocket

When your girl see Theodore Roosevelt

"Girl I'm wetter than an otters pocket. I can stop thinking about big theo"

by ¿I'm Ron Burgundy? August 21, 2021

Out of pocket

If someone said this to you it means you did or said something that is not or no longer socially acceptable

Guy 1: that was out of pocket

Guy 2: all I said was I’m not into -specific thing it is socially unacceptable to not like-

by Jome Alma August 21, 2021

wetter than an otter's pocket

when your girl sees Marceline the Vampire Queen

when I see that fucker I get wetter than an otter's pocket

by wetter than an otter's pocket August 24, 2021

Out of pocket

Something that was uncalled for, rude or an inconvenience.

Bailey: your shirt is super unattractive, but it looks good on me.
Mary: That was out of pocket so shut up.

by Aaawwubbis September 2, 2021