Harold la Hand

Some random YouTube channel that makes videos so great, they easily out beat Pewdiepie.

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by Ican'tthinkofanamesoIguessI'll March 24, 2021

hand sanitizer man

Canada's second official supervillain (the first being PeePeePooPoo man) he walks around carrying a bottle of hand sanitizer squirting it at whoever or whatever he wants whenever he wants. as of typing this the hand sanitizer man has not been identified.

friend: why is my car covered in hand sanitizer

me: must have been the hand sanitizer man

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

calum hood hands

having the hottest and sexiest hands on the plant. they’re so hot that they look good doing anything.

wow mikey you have calum hood hands!!

by 5sosaddicted🖤 April 23, 2021

Second hand blowjob

When you get a blow job whilst someone already has cum from another blow job in their mouth.

Monica sucked off Zac, then moved on to second hand blowjob Mitch!

by SuperCody March 5, 2023

Shake Hands with Beef

The act of wanking it, jerking off, or masturbating as it is most commonly called.

Im gonna go shake hands with beef before we hit the road, I don't want to have to sperm it up on the way.

by Ginkyzord October 12, 2006

Hand Job City

Where a Hooker/Prostitute refuses to finish a blow job, then attempts to jerk the patron off.

Hooker - "Why are you taking so long to cum?"
Patron - "Shut up and keep sucking my dick"
Hooker - "Hand job city"
Patron - "Do I look like the person to fuck with?"
Hooker - "No" 'resumes blow job and gets compensated $5.00 USD'

by Hudson Street Homeboy October 20, 2010

Two-Handed Zamboni

Verb. A sex position where the female goes into a bridge position while the male enters her vaginally in a standing position. He may have to bend his knees slightly to achieve this and should support her lower back with both his hands

The name was first introduced on the sitcom How I Met Your Mother.

They did the two-handed zamboni last night

by sex canada May 17, 2009