idle time

Trying to thaw your paint to locate that underground electric line but your company tells you you cant let your truck idle?

Sweating your ass off on a 90 degree day?
Freezing your ass off in -20 temps?
Too bad!
No idle time!

Your idle time was 20% today. You need to lower it to save cost on fuel.

by Definemybehind January 4, 2018

time lag

someone who you want to have regular exchange with but can only contact through filling in forms which often times poses difficulty and/or compromises spontaneity.

me: "hello, someone. how are you today? can i tell you about my weekend?"
someone: "fill in this form and optionally rhyme and I'll hear (read) you out, mate"
me: "but time lag!"

by Krkič May 27, 2019

Teddy time

When you tell your mum your taking the dog out for a walk but you just shag it instead.

Mum I’m taking the dog for a bit of teddy time.

by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

Time Disease

A disease in which an individual exists in all of time and has experienced everything possible that they could experience, so the life that the individual lives is the best possible life they could live.

I would have gone to the party last night, but my Time Disease caused me to stay in.

by Positive Feedback January 31, 2010

It's time for Corn

A phrase to initiate the ritual of eating corn with family friends, or even your dog.

Me: IT'S TIME FOR CORN
My Grandma: *SCREAMS*
My GF: *Vaporizes in out of thin air*
My Dog: *Grows 20 extra legs and consumes all of the corn*

by ReLeo March 20, 2018

ace times

Used as a reaction to good news.

Joe Bloggs - I've booked the tickets for the holiday.

Joline Bloggs - Ace times!!

by ScubaBoyG December 19, 2008

Time-Raped

when you snap into reality and reazlise that you have been entirely zoned out for a period of time.

can be like daydreaming, but not knowing what you are daydreaming about.

like your mind freezes, like not blinking, staring at a certian object without blinking (zoned out)

ex.
friend 1 -hey!
friend 1 -helloooo!
friend 1 -hello...earth to so and so
friend 2 -yeah?
friend 1 -where did ya go just there?
friend 2 -i dunno = "Time-Raped"|

by //ye boi//BS October 18, 2011