John Hefford 

normal dude who is a slave at Canadas wonder. Has two retarded dogs MASSIVE COCK.

OMG john hefford is hot

John Hefford by pplover22 August 30, 2022

John Henry 

The most amazing person in the whole wide world. He is such a smart, intelligent, and knowledgable person.

Oh, boy, John Henry is back at it walking with his robot car.

John Henry by # MISSING PSEUDONYM # September 6, 2022

John Norman 

A science fiction author and former college professor best known for creating the Gor Series. His books have been described as some of the worst ever written, with criticism being directed at their bad proses, unoriginal stories, and highly misogynistic worldviews. His fanbase consists mostly of incels, as they are the only ones who agree that the only way for women to be happy is as sex slaves.

Despite being almost universally hated, Norman is under the delusion that he is the world's most important writer and has gone so far as to compare himself to Socrates and Nietzsche.

If you ever want to see the precursor to Jordan Peterson, look up John Norman.

John Norman by Lynch/Fellini June 1, 2023

John Ritter 

When u take such a huge painful shit that you get an abdominal aortic aneurysm.

I havent shit in three days but last night i took the biggest John Ritter and almost died.

John Ritter by POOP FOUR LIFE October 12, 2011

john kerry 

when a selfish guy nominates himself for a purple heart when his wound is a little scratch

i wanted 2 be considered a war hero

so i pulled a john kerry

john kerry by lemonpartyfan April 12, 2007

John Kerry 

The worst possible retarded fucker candidate in the world. He ran against Bush in 2004 and rightfully lost. A much better candidate than Albert Gore in 2000, but a fucker none the less.

Damn it! Kerry won! Damn! Here come the Taliban to kill us!

John Kerry by Rob August 18, 2006

John Cena 

A pro-wrestler(currently for monday night raw). Debuted back in 2002 in smackdown and nearly beat kurt angle. He's been a world tag champion, wwe champion, world heavyweight, and u.s. champion. He's starred in the marine and Has a movie coming up called "12 rounds". A class act who dosen't deserve the same old shit he gets from these so called bandwagon "haters". Some people don't understand its just for entairtainment yet people take a scripted show so damn seriously. He's also a rapper and debuted his solo album "You can't see me".

John Cena- Pro wrestler, actor, rapper

John Cena by wweman February 16, 2009