the swedish jumpstart

where you wear a battery on you back with jumper cables hooked to it, then you jam the negative in your ass and hook the positive to your balls and then pull you cock

give tibor the back pack and lotion i guess he needs "the swedish jumpstart"

the swedish jumpstart by Macfitster September 3, 2013

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the real jb

JACK BARAKAT OF ALL TIME LOW MOTHA FUCKASSS

Me *wearing I heart JB shirt*: Aye

Belieber: OMG YOU LIKE JUSTIN
me: lol no. I like Jack Barakat. The real JB

the real jb by bandsyo November 5, 2013

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The Captain Jack Sparrow

Much like "The Houddini", during intercourse the male should spit on her back to create the impression of him being "finished", then when she turns round he spunks in her eye. From this, he should then kick her like as to ensure that she is covering one eye whilst simultaneously hopping and yelling "aaargh", much like a pirate.

She well got The Captain Jack Sparrow last night.
She cried

The Captain Jack Sparrow by Steve the Pirate 999 April 17, 2014

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The Fishy Juan

When you're done finger banging a broad with a smelly pussy then you go swipe underneath your buddy's nose.

My friend fell victim to the Fishy Juan.

The Fishy Juan by Not Mancow July 9, 2014

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The Estonian jackhammer

When a man spreads the woman's vagina flaps and attempts to stick his head into it. This normally ends up with a trip to the ER as it is not safe for both genders. This can be done with the same sex (see Finnish jackhammer).

Brian: "so I gave Sandra the Estonian jackhammer last night!"
Andre: "is she ok?!?"

The Estonian jackhammer by The isis November 12, 2014

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The moons just a slice away

For something to seem simple, but in reality it's nonsense. Also used to confuse and or troll others; a friendly joke.

"Yo bro, she said no when I asked her out."
"Sometimes the moons just a slice away bro."

The moons just a slice away by James E. Robert October 4, 2015

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The Scrappy Johnson

When you bend a girl over and hit it from the back while pulling hard on her ponytail thus giving her the ride of a lifetime

I gave my wife the scrappy johnson the other day and she couldnt walk straight for two days

The Scrappy Johnson by Sjeveryday December 19, 2015

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