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Eat my potatoes 

To eat someones potatoes means to suck someones testicals.
"I was in bed with this nasty bitch names nicolle and we were getting frisky and i said eat my potatoes bitch, and she ate them well"
"Nasty"

baked potatoes 

1) The simplest and greatest way of preparing that mighty tuber, the potato. Set the oven to three hundred and fifty degrees and rock on for about fourty five minutes then rock on some more.

2) One of the manliest foods on the planet.
The other day, I ate four Baked Potatoes while watching a John Wayne movie. It was one of the manliest nights of my life.

Steve (on instant messenger): i just ate a baked patotoe ya, it kicked ass, why not define that on urban dictionary, bitch...
baked potatoes by Bythorsbeard January 19, 2005

Meat Potatos and Gravy 

a person with such Pharyngeal fortitude, that is able to insert a man's full penis package into their mouth while still able to lick the anal area.
Michelle was so talented she was able to take Jerrys Meat Potatos and Gravy

Armpit Potatoes 

Boobs completely lacking cleavage, that tend to gravitate toward one's armpits even when corralled by a bra.
I'd love to wear that low-cut top, but why bother when you've got no cleavage, just armpit potatoes.
Armpit Potatoes by MsAbigail July 18, 2010

mashed potatoes and gravy 

It's a frickin side dish u sickos
Waiter: What would you like to have with your rotisserie chicken, sir?
Me: I'll have some mashed potatoes and gravy
Waiter: Perfect! I'll just take your menu and it'll be ready in around 15 minutes
Me: Thanks

Potartoe 

a mysterious vegetable that is a cross between a tomato and a potato that grows in the human toe.
Oh dude, lets go to The Medic Droid's concert and threw potartoes that i grew in my toe at them!
Potartoe by NeverShoutAlex! December 20, 2008